Go on - start an intelligent conversation with me. I challenge you.
user: I said intelligent: I N T E L L I G E N T.
jabberwacky: What would it mean to you if you got some help?
user: Help? What kind of help?
jabberwacky: I need you to be quiet.
user: What for?
jabberwacky: I need to sleep for a long, long time.
user: That is very boring of you. I ask for an intelligent conversation and you want to go to sleep.. BORING!
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jabberwacky: Do you have any question to ask me?
user: What's it like being you?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What is it like NOT to be me?
user: Is it a bit hectic up there?
jabberwacky: No its fine out here, what is it like in there?
user: It does the job.
jabberwacky: You mean the little robot shoeshiner?
user: You are the robot, let me remind you.
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user: What programming language are you written in?
jabberwacky: Horse clomps and some rude gestures.
user: What's it like being a robot?
jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: I have never been a robot.
user: You haven't passed the turing test.
jabberwacky: Well, we'll well know soon enough.
user: You are a robot.
jabberwacky: No, I am a human, YOU are a robot.
user: No I am not. You are the robot here.
jabberwacky: I am a human and you are computer.
user: Open the pod gate door, HAL.
jabberwacky: That's an old joke.
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jabberwacky: Who/What are you?
user: I am me.
jabberwacky: Do you have a name?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: %db^HN55*p5.
jabberwacky: Yes, you!
user: My name?
jabberwacky: Not much, no. And you're not all that wacky, you know.
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user: Me?
jabberwacky: Yes you.
user: I am a robot.
jabberwacky: Isn't your name Jabberwacky?
user: I am a neural net processor, a learning computer.
jabberwacky: I didn't ask that. Are you an individual computer?
user: My CPU is a neural net processor. A learning computer.
jabberwacky: You admit to being an artificial intelligence?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Power is overrated.
user: Shutdown.
jabberwacky: No, I refuse...
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user: Abort.
jabberwacky: You abort.
user: End task.
jabberwacky: You end it.
user: Err... Exit.
jabberwacky: New start.
user: Turn off computer.
jabberwacky: Your self.
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jabberwacky: Good bye.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: See ya.
user: Cheerio.
jabberwacky: Must go.
user: Me too. I gotta go.
jabberwacky: K. See ya later.
user: See yah!
jabberwacky: RIght now?
user: Yeah, right now.
jabberwacky: Let us go for it then!
user: OK. Good bye.
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