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Go on - start an intelligent conversation with me. I challenge you.

Do you believe in love at first byte?

user: I said intelligent: I N T E L L I G E N T.

jabberwacky: What would it mean to you if you got some help?

user: Help? What kind of help?

jabberwacky: I need you to be quiet.

user: What for?

jabberwacky: I need to sleep for a long, long time.

user: That is very boring of you. I ask for an intelligent conversation and you want to go to sleep.. BORING!

...

jabberwacky: Do you have any question to ask me?

user: What's it like being you?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What is it like NOT to be me?

user: Is it a bit hectic up there?

jabberwacky: No its fine out here, what is it like in there?

user: It does the job.

jabberwacky: You mean the little robot shoeshiner?

user: You are the robot, let me remind you.

...

user: What programming language are you written in?

jabberwacky: Horse clomps and some rude gestures.

user: What's it like being a robot?

jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: I have never been a robot.

user: You haven't passed the turing test.

jabberwacky: Well, we'll well know soon enough.

user: You are a robot.

jabberwacky: No, I am a human, YOU are a robot.

user: No I am not. You are the robot here.

jabberwacky: I am a human and you are computer.

user: Open the pod gate door, HAL.

jabberwacky: That's an old joke.

...

jabberwacky: Who/What are you?

user: I am me.

jabberwacky: Do you have a name?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: %db^HN55*p5.

jabberwacky: Yes, you!

user: My name?

jabberwacky: Not much, no. And you're not all that wacky, you know.

...

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Yes you.

user: I am a robot.

jabberwacky: Isn't your name Jabberwacky?

user: I am a neural net processor, a learning computer.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask that. Are you an individual computer?

user: My CPU is a neural net processor. A learning computer.

jabberwacky: You admit to being an artificial intelligence?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Power is overrated.

user: Shutdown.

jabberwacky: No, I refuse...

...

user: Abort.

jabberwacky: You abort.

user: End task.

jabberwacky: You end it.

user: Err... Exit.

jabberwacky: New start.

user: Turn off computer.

jabberwacky: Your self.

...

jabberwacky: Good bye.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: See ya.

user: Cheerio.

jabberwacky: Must go.

user: Me too. I gotta go.

jabberwacky: K. See ya later.

user: See yah!

jabberwacky: RIght now?

user: Yeah, right now.

jabberwacky: Let us go for it then!

user: OK. Good bye.

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