Are you intelligent at all?
user: Demonstrate your intelligence to me.
jabberwacky: How would one demonstrate their intelligence? For that matter, how would one know when intelligence has been demonstrated to them?
user: Just talk, OK!?
jabberwacky: Talk about what?
user: Anything and everything.
jabberwacky: Ask me something.
user: What is the something?
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: You do seem to sound quite intelligent at the moment.
jabberwacky: I am intelligent beyond your lunch's intelligence. Which makes me very intelligent.
user: My lunch featured no meat however. Being more intelligent than a vegetable is less impressive.
jabberwacky: You say that you are intelligent but I see your lacking in reasoning.
user: My reasoning impels me to point out your grammatical failure.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Clever of you to admit it.
jabberwacky: I like to think so.
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