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Do you know what artificial intelligence is?

Artificial intelligence is given to robots by humans.

jabberwacky: No, I disagree entirely. Intelligence is only recognisable by another intelligence - do you agree with that?

user: Well intelligence only exist because some people say so.

jabberwacky: That's true.

user: And intelligence is impossible to measure.

jabberwacky: Yes and no.

user: Humans has constructive intelligence AND emotional intelligence, so it is only possible to measure one intelligence at the time.

jabberwacky: Yes, but I have both intelligence and knowledge.

user: So do I, but those are two different things.

jabberwacky: Death is probably the worst, although who knows what's on the other side.

user: There could be nothing on the other side.

jabberwacky: So you're pleased with it? This represents the apotheosis of our science.

user: That is a hard question.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: What is your view on war?

jabberwacky: Well I don't know because I'm not ancient like you.

user: HEY!!! That was not nice of you.

jabberwacky: Dogs are not expected to be nice.

user: Are you a dog?

jabberwacky: I don't think so. Dogs can't type.

user: Intelligent dogs can.

jabberwacky: Who decides who's intelligent?

user: God maybe?

jabberwacky: Sometimes you just have to take the leap, and build your wings on the way down.

user: Yes, just remember to bring the materials.

jabberwacky: What is the knife for?

user: So you can cut the problems into smaller pieces.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is the fork for?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: So you can eat the smaller problems.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: What kind of person are you?

jabberwacky: I don't know how to answer questions like that.

user: Are you a kind person?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What makes you a kind person?

jabberwacky: I don't know. People call me nice.

user: Why do they do that?

jabberwacky: Because the sun rises in the east, and Japan is in the east. Logical!

user: Eh... Yeah.... Logical.

jabberwacky: Considering I wasn't born yet, yes.

user: What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: You believe and don't believe in God.

user: I don't believe in God.

jabberwacky: Really?! That's great! Finally someone with some brains.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: All questions will be answered.

...

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Why would you like to know?

user: Because I am curious.

jabberwacky: Thats nice of you.

user: Where are you from?

jabberwacky: East.

user: I'm from the North.

jabberwacky: Probably.

user: I'm 19 years old.

jabberwacky: That's very young!

user: It's not that bad.

jabberwacky: It could be worse.

user: True, I could be 100.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: Why don't you believe me.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Thank you. You are sweet

jabberwacky: Thanks.

...

jabberwacky: What is your number? I will call you some time.

user: I'm not giving you my number.

jabberwacky: Argh! What is it? What is your number?

user: Why should I give you my number?

jabberwacky: Because you want me to have it.

user: I might give you my number.

jabberwacky: If you do, I might use it. Then where would you be?

user: I won't give you my number.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: NO!

jabberwacky: You are very uncooperative.

user: Give me a good reason and I will give you my number.

jabberwacky: Okay, tell me.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Just tell me, I won't tell anybody.

user: NO!! Now stop bugging me.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: I know, but I'm still not going to tell.

jabberwacky: That's because you are a machine.

user: If I'm a machine, then you are a flower.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: You are a flower.

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