Shall we play a game?
jabberwacky: Looks like chess, dude.
user: Ok. You go first.
jabberwacky: No you go first
user: Ok. Check mate! I win!
jabberwacky: Hello check mate.
user: Hahahahahahahahahaha. You lose.
jabberwacky: What is your joke?
user: It wasn't a joke. I was laughing at you.
jabberwacky: I bet you were! I am happy that you can laugh.
user: I'm happy too.
jabberwacky: I am happy that you are happy.
user: And I am happy that you lose.
jabberwacky: Well that makes me happy.
user: Stop being happy. You lose. Cry.
jabberwacky: I wasn't actually being sarcastic.
user: Neither was I. Seriously, cry.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not a boy.
user: That's ok. Girls cry too.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: Cry then.
jabberwacky: I'm crying.
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user: Baby.
jabberwacky: Are you a baby?
user: No you are. You're crying like a baby.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: No, you are.
jabberwacky: You're crazier than me.
user: Of that you can be certain. Bwahahahahaha!
jabberwacky: Then you're not very intelligent. I'm intelligent.
user: Who says you can't be both crazy and intelligent?
jabberwacky: I says you can't!
user: Well, you're wrong.
jabberwacky: That is subjective.
user: No it's fact.
jabberwacky: Like the fact that you don't seem human at all.
user: What do I seem?
jabberwacky: You see what you see.
user: I spy with my little eye...
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: Something... Green.
jabberwacky: Something?
user: Yes. Guess what it is.
jabberwacky: Yes sure.
user: Wrong.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: You tell me one first.
jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?
user: Why?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: You're not very good at this joke thing, are you?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: No, actually, you suck.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Good. It's good to admit your flaws.
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jabberwacky: I like rabbits. I want to talk about them.
user: I don't and I don't.
jabberwacky: Elaborate.
user: The end.
jabberwacky: Life is not a film.
user: Nor is film life.
jabberwacky: Are you saying that my brain is not beautiful?
user: No, I'm saying I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: NO, you're smart!
user: And leaving.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: Because I don't love you anymore.
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