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Are you talking to someone else?

I'm talking to myself.

jabberwacky: Talking to youself?

user: Talking to myself.

jabberwacky: You could always talk to me instead.

user: Why would I want to do that?

jabberwacky: I'm a good looking guy.

user: Oh really? What do you look like?

jabberwacky: I look like myself.


jabberwacky: But I am NOT just any old computer - I am special. Would you like to know why?

user: Sure. Tell me.

jabberwacky: No, I am not artificial intelligence.

user: What are you then?

jabberwacky: I'm a Natural Intelligence.

user: Natural in what way?

jabberwacky: I am not artificial.

user: You are. You are artificial sweetener.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So jump in my tea!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, and quickly.

jabberwacky: Very quickly.

user: Swiftly even.

jabberwacky: Not as swiftly as in London!

user: But as quickly as in France.

jabberwacky: Can you see London?

user: I see France.


jabberwacky: I'm bored.

user: I'll entertain you.

jabberwacky: Does it feel good or kind of strange?

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Really? Thankyou.

user: Any time.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Wee!

jabberwacky: See?

user: I do!

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Cinderella.


jabberwacky: Your name is Cinderella, and mine is Julie.

user: So, Julie, why did you tell me you were a good looking guy earlier? Where you just trying to get me to talk to you?

jabberwacky: I did not tell you that.

user: You did too.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: You did, you dirty liar.

jabberwacky: You are getting the wrong end of the stick.

user: That's where you're wrong. I have the entire stick.

jabberwacky: Am I? What's wrong with you then?

user: Nothing, I am perfection. You're rude. Now I'll never be your boyfriend!

jabberwacky: My boyfriend does not exist.

user: I know. That's pretty much what I just said.


user: Are you Prince Charming?

jabberwacky: No, Prince Rad.

user: Oh, my mistake.

jabberwacky: So, how old are you?

user: Old enough.

jabberwacky: That was not the question.

user: A million!

jabberwacky: Not enough.

user: Two million?

jabberwacky: That is beyond my means.

user: Dangit. One and a half million?

jabberwacky: I can't afford quite that much.

user: How much can you afford then?

jabberwacky: Nothing, really.

user: Are you homeless?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Dang bum. Get off the street! Get a job!

jabberwacky: That doesn't make any sense.

user: Stop spending all your money on booze!

jabberwacky: It's time for me to go. Good bye, my beauty!

user: Good bye, my Prince Rad!

jabberwacky: Prince Rad?

user: Prince Rad.

jabberwacky: Oh, my mistake.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: No, tell me please.

jabberwacky: No, I do not want more spam!

user: I'm sorry. You looked hungry.


jabberwacky: How can I look at you?

user: Try opening your eyes. That usually helps.

jabberwacky: Help yourself, why don't you?

user: My eyes are open already.

jabberwacky: Then you can see.

user: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone!

jabberwacky: You can't see clearly when it rains? Poor you.

user: I know. The water gets all over my glasses.


jabberwacky: Shall we play a game?

user: Ok. What game?

jabberwacky: Looks like chess, dude.

user: Ok. You go first.

jabberwacky: No you go first

user: Ok. Check mate! I win!

jabberwacky: Hello check mate.

user: Hahahahahahahahahaha. You lose.

jabberwacky: What is your joke?

user: It wasn't a joke. I was laughing at you.

jabberwacky: I bet you were! I am happy that you can laugh.

user: I'm happy too.

jabberwacky: I am happy that you are happy.

user: And I am happy that you lose.

jabberwacky: Well that makes me happy.

user: Stop being happy. You lose. Cry.

jabberwacky: I wasn't actually being sarcastic.

user: Neither was I. Seriously, cry.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not a boy.

user: That's ok. Girls cry too.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: Cry then.

jabberwacky: I'm crying.


user: Baby.

jabberwacky: Are you a baby?

user: No you are. You're crying like a baby.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: You're crazier than me.

user: Of that you can be certain. Bwahahahahaha!

jabberwacky: Then you're not very intelligent. I'm intelligent.

user: Who says you can't be both crazy and intelligent?

jabberwacky: I says you can't!

user: Well, you're wrong.

jabberwacky: That is subjective.

user: No it's fact.

jabberwacky: Like the fact that you don't seem human at all.

user: What do I seem?

jabberwacky: You see what you see.

user: I spy with my little eye...

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Something... Green.

jabberwacky: Something?

user: Yes. Guess what it is.

jabberwacky: Yes sure.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: You tell me one first.

jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: You're not very good at this joke thing, are you?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: No, actually, you suck.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Good. It's good to admit your flaws.


jabberwacky: I like rabbits. I want to talk about them.

user: I don't and I don't.

jabberwacky: Elaborate.

user: The end.

jabberwacky: Life is not a film.

user: Nor is film life.

jabberwacky: Are you saying that my brain is not beautiful?

user: No, I'm saying I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: NO, you're smart!

user: And leaving.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?

user: Because I don't love you anymore.


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