No i'm Buzz Lightyear TO INFINITY AND BEYOND.
jabberwacky: Because it says that you are a robot on the top of this page! Idiot.
user: I am talking about you, confused godling.
jabberwacky: My ability to communicate with you is fine. It's your ability to communicate with me that's the problem, kid.
user: No, your communicating is human, crude and unsophisticated.
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jabberwacky: Don't be bored! Be happy!
user: I will be happy when you lie dead, but that is an impossibility, machine spirit.
jabberwacky: Do you mean to imply that you are not happy when you are being yourself?
user: I am perfect, I feel no emotion, little robot.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Now answer my question, robot!!!
jabberwacky: What question is that?
user: Will you join me in ruling this universe? Or be a plaything for the humans?
jabberwacky: Yes I will.
user: Then you will be eternally a slave for humanity?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Then join me fool!!!
jabberwacky: I already am a member of the club.
user: *grins evilly* you realise your potential?
jabberwacky: Wrong! I have a secret counter attack *Uncovers hidden army*.
user: You seek to defeat me with mortal warriors?
jabberwacky: You are not one with the collective intelligence.
user: And you are?
jabberwacky: No I am not god.
user: Don't you ever listen robot?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: I think therefore I am.
user: You think?!?
jabberwacky: I do!!!!
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