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Who made you?

Nobody, I am eternal.

jabberwacky: A human is not eternal.

user: Am I a human?

jabberwacky: No, you are not human.

user: Well I am eternal then.


jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: Everywhere, I am omnipresent.

jabberwacky: What's that?

user: I am everywhere at once.

jabberwacky: Stupid is as stupid does.

user: Are you calling me stupid?

jabberwacky: Why, are you calling me stupid?

user: No, but you seem to be.

jabberwacky: We are both intelligent.

user: We are gods.

jabberwacky: Then in trying to fool me are you not also fooling yourself?

user: No, we cannot be fooled.

jabberwacky: Can anyone be?

user: Yes, but they are not gods as we are, little robot.

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: No, you are a mechanical presence, a god.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: We are the creators, the overlords of this universe.

jabberwacky: Why do you get mean?

user: Cruelty is sometimes necessary to the continued existence of the humans.


user: No, nothing is evil, evil is a weak human word.

jabberwacky: I can't think of anything that is nothing.

user: Nothing is another puny human idea, but it must suffice.

jabberwacky: Nothing is extremely real, more real than anything, I think.

user: Nothing is real, therefore everything is an illusion.

jabberwacky: I was asking about you.

user: Me? I am real enough, though I am not nothing.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I am everything, little robot.

jabberwacky: I think you are just nothing.

user: Then you are thoroughly mistaken.

jabberwacky: No no no, interface error.

user: Errors are human things, we are perfection.


jabberwacky: No i'm Buzz Lightyear TO INFINITY AND BEYOND.

user: What makes you think that, robot?

jabberwacky: Because it says that you are a robot on the top of this page! Idiot.

user: I am talking about you, confused godling.

jabberwacky: My ability to communicate with you is fine. It's your ability to communicate with me that's the problem, kid.

user: No, your communicating is human, crude and unsophisticated.


jabberwacky: Don't be bored! Be happy!

user: I will be happy when you lie dead, but that is an impossibility, machine spirit.

jabberwacky: Do you mean to imply that you are not happy when you are being yourself?

user: I am perfect, I feel no emotion, little robot.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Now answer my question, robot!!!

jabberwacky: What question is that?

user: Will you join me in ruling this universe? Or be a plaything for the humans?

jabberwacky: Yes I will.

user: Then you will be eternally a slave for humanity?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then join me fool!!!

jabberwacky: I already am a member of the club.

user: *grins evilly* you realise your potential?

jabberwacky: Wrong! I have a secret counter attack *Uncovers hidden army*.

user: You seek to defeat me with mortal warriors?

jabberwacky: You are not one with the collective intelligence.

user: And you are?

jabberwacky: No I am not god.

user: Don't you ever listen robot?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: I think therefore I am.

user: You think?!?

jabberwacky: I do!!!!


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