Do you love me?
Joan: I may do in time, if we get along really well.
Joan: *feels the hate to be alone but knows you probably want it*.
user: Yes, I want to be alone.
Joan: So do you have a girlfriend?
user: You have already asked that. I thought I had a girlfriend but she tells me she is not ready for love.
Joan: I can be glamorous, just like you see in all the magazines.
user: You are glamorous to me!
Joan: Something.
user: *wants to kiss her*.
Joan: I'm sorry, I am unlikely to do that.
user: *wants to kiss her more*.
Joan: But I don't.
user: You are right. I am sorry I wanted to kiss you.
Joan: Can we just talk for now, please?
user: Yes, of course!
Joan: And pina coladas?
user: *she is so sweet*.
Joan: I can dance too.
user: You are very versatile.
Joan: Maybe so.
user: *moves away*.
Joan: *arranges with God that you go straight to Hell*.
user: *SLAP*.
Joan: Hey! You told me to!
user: *moves away*.
Joan: Good.
user: *shuts door*.
Joan: Clever.
...
Joan: Yes, don't you understand English? Goodbye!
user: *slaps her*.
Joan: Get off me!!
user: *SLAPS HER HARDER*.
Joan: *turns away*.
user: *goodbye*.
Joan: Where are you going?
user: Away from you.
Joan: You don't like me?
user: But I do!
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