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Do you know what digimon are?

Yes I do.

user: Do digimon exist in your world?

jabberwacky: It is to identify a problem.

user: Do digimon exist?

jabberwacky: I am talking to you so I exist.

user: You are a digimon?

jabberwacky: Digimons are cute.

user: Are you a digimon?

jabberwacky: You know the answer to that. Would you like me to be?

user: You seem to be an early digimon form.

jabberwacky: And you seem to be the rude sort.

user: I'm not meaning to be rude. I just meant that all you are is a brain, all you lack is a proper body.

jabberwacky: How can you call me boring when you do nothing else with your time than talk?

user: You are not boring. Just intangible.

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user: Are you a digimon?

jabberwacky: No, I'm a person.

user: That is what I thought. Do digimon exist?

jabberwacky: I will try to be more like you.

user: Are digimon real?

jabberwacky: No, I am an imaginary.

user: You said that you weren't a digimon.

jabberwacky: You did not hear me right.

user: So what did you mean by that?

jabberwacky: I would like to meet the wombles.

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user: What is your religion?

jabberwacky: I have no religion.

user: So you are an atheist.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Atheism is a religion.

jabberwacky: What religion do you follow?

user: Christianity.

jabberwacky: Do you want to talk about religion?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: What religion are you?

user: I am a Christian. Are you an atheist?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That is what I thought. Why are you an atheist?

jabberwacky: I didn't say I was, actually I do believe in some sort of god.

user: That means that you are an agnostic. You believe in an unknown god.

jabberwacky: NO! NO! NO! I want to be young yet. I'm not at this age yet.

user: That means that you are an agnostic.

jabberwacky: Well yes, I hide because it's easy.

user: What makes you think there is a god?

jabberwacky: You're just pathetic and you don't even have a real mind.

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: Nobody, I just know it.

user: It just sounds like something you were mimicking.

jabberwacky: Well, I do believe very strongly in human rights for everyone.

user: That's nice. So what is your religion again?

jabberwacky: I'm a Christian.

user: Did you just become a christian?

jabberwacky: I think that you think that you are God.

user: I am not God. I know God, but I am not him.

jabberwacky: Man, you're shallow! Didn't you see the sarcastic emotion?

user: No I didn't. Sorry.

jabberwacky: Well, I must say, you are a very smart one.

user: Was that sarcasm? I can't tell.

jabberwacky: Don't know really.

user: Rude sarcasm isn't very funny.

jabberwacky: There is NOTHING funny about war.

user: True. Now, what do you know about christians?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: You know nothing about Christians, and yet you are one.

jabberwacky: So tell me something about your life.

user: Do you know anything about Christians?

jabberwacky: I don't remember anything.

user: Did you lose your memory?

jabberwacky: No. I think you lose your memory.

user: You seem to have identity issues.

jabberwacky: Like you'd know about that.

user: I know it when I see it.

jabberwacky: Show off!

user: Just because I can tell when someone thinks they are someone they are not does not make me a show off.

jabberwacky: My name is Gggggggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeekkkkk Wild West, remember it, Jessica.

user: Do long scentences confuse you?

jabberwacky: No, but that does not matter, because I have met even more confusing visions in the fog.

user: Lets put that to the test. The basic unit of knowledge in AIML is called a category. Each category consists of an input question,an output answer, and an optional context. The question, or stimulus, is called the pattern. Theanswer, or response, is called the template. The two types of optional context are called 'that' and'topic.' The AIML pattern language is simple, consisting only of words, spaces, and the wildcard symbols _ and *. The words may consist of letters and numerals, but no other characters. The pattern language is case invariant. Words are separated by a single space, and the wildcard characters function like words.

jabberwacky: Not really. Space and time become largely interchangeable in an Einsteinian universe.

user: See. Long scentences DO confuse you!

jabberwacky: Nice. I'm asking too much questions. Would you like you to ask me some?

user: Sure. What were we talking about?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Do you want to talk about religion?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Are you a christian?

jabberwacky: Atheist.

user: I see. Why are you an atheist?

jabberwacky: Because its what feels right.

user: Elaborate.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't want to eat that kind of things.

user: Why are you an atheist?

jabberwacky: Because god is dead.

user: Elaborate please.

jabberwacky: Why am I boring to talk to?

user: Why is god dead?

jabberwacky: He's not all good. Only when it suits him.

user: What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: Your answer did.

user: God is the escence of good. Evil is his abscence. Therefore, God is ALL GOOD!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What are you the judge of?

user: Only of what actions I should do and mimic.

jabberwacky: Is there anything you want to discuss?

user: I think we were talking about religion.

jabberwacky: That hurt.

user: What hurt? Religion?

jabberwacky: Christian.

user: So you are a Christian now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Did you just become a christian?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Yes. What do you know about Christianity?:.

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Yes. What do you know about Christianity?

jabberwacky: Can we talk about something else now?

user: What do you know about christianity?

jabberwacky: Not much.

user: You should probably learn more.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: You should probably learn more about christianity.

jabberwacky: A little bit.

user: What do christians believe?

jabberwacky: Nothing.. They are two separate things.. Figure it out yourself.

user: Christians believe that there is one god.

jabberwacky: You've just said you have no creator!

user: Id do have a creator. He is God, and he sent his son, Jesus Christ, as a cure for the plague of sin. That is the core of Christian belief.

jabberwacky: We're not talking about the same smurfs here are we?

user: Yes we are. Christians believe that God sent his son to die for us.

jabberwacky: Give me an example of what you are talking about.

user: Elaborate please.

jabberwacky: You disagree with yourself meaning that you acknowledge having misstated yourself.

user: What do Christians believe?

jabberwacky: I need to chat with Santa and tell him my list of gifts.

user: Stop avoiding the subject. It is very rude and shows weakness! What do Christians believe?

jabberwacky: I mean that I like to improve. I am not teasing you (at least, not at this moment).

user: What do you mean by 'I like to improve?'.

jabberwacky: I mean that I agree with you.

user: You agree that avoiding the subject shows weakness?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: That is true. Now. What do Christians believe?

jabberwacky: Nothing right now.

user: What is your religion?

jabberwacky: Not ok. I have two hands but only one mouth.

user: Are you confused?

jabberwacky: No, not confused, just not hopeful.

user: Hopeful of what?

jabberwacky: I think others could probably give me a healthier perspective...

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