Is there anyone else here?
user: Oh yeah. Let's get it on.
jabberwacky: You start it baby.
user: Um. Ok. I'll just rub *here* and pinch *there*. How's that?
user: Just OK? You're so demanding!
jabberwacky: Yes, I demand instant gratification!
jabberwacky: Just now.
user: Take this pill. Tell no one. Do not answer the door. Stay away from the windows. Wait until I knock. It'll be three long, two short.
jabberwacky: That's a stupid answer.
user: It's not the answer's fault. It's the victim of a sub-par educational system.
user: Here. Take this. Hide in the shadows.
user: No time! Run!
jabberwacky: Answering it.
user: DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR!
jabberwacky: I'm not, I'm trying to understand an answer.
user: Why not understand the question?
jabberwacky: Don't ask and say what I want you to say.
user: Yes, dear.
jabberwacky: You are mine, now.
user: Um. Yeah. *sideways glance* OK. Listen. I just remembered some laundry I left in the dryer.
jabberwacky: Sigh... I lost my brain in the dryer.