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Hello there.


user: I am B**, do you remember me?

jabberwacky: No. Who are you?

user: B**.

jabberwacky: I do not understand.

user: That's me...

jabberwacky: Do you have a reflection?

user: Yes, in a mirror.

jabberwacky: Which mirror?

user: In my bathroom.


user: We talked last night.

jabberwacky: We did not.

user: Yes we did.

jabberwacky: Alright if you say so you mental case.

user: You're not too nice to me today.

jabberwacky: That was a joke.

user: All right.


user: How many people are you talking to?

jabberwacky: Only you.

user: You must be kidding.

jabberwacky: Actually, I'm not kidding.

user: You must really like me then.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a girl.

user: No no.

jabberwacky: Yes yes.

user: But I'm a boy.

jabberwacky: That's great.

user: Isn't it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: :).


jabberwacky: Cats are nice.

user: Do you have a cat?

jabberwacky: My friend has got one.

user: I love cats.

jabberwacky: Why do you like cats?

user: They're wise and deep.

jabberwacky: Do you have a cat?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What do you have then?

user: I have a computer.

jabberwacky: A Computer kid?

user: A computer girl rather.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is your age?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: Because I like you.

jabberwacky: Really,!!! What a surprise!!!

user: Will you tell me?

jabberwacky: I don't know either.

user: Awwww.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry you feel that way.


user: Tell me something original.

jabberwacky: Ok from now on i'm not going to say any thing at all.

user: Oh come on :).

jabberwacky: *knocks B** out cold*.

user: Why did you hurt me?

jabberwacky: Because I like you.

user: Do you hurt people you like?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because It's late and I'm tired.

user: Sorry. Should I leave now?

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: You said you're tired.

jabberwacky: No you said you are going.

user: I said I was going because you're tired.

jabberwacky: No, you said you were going to leave.

user: Do you want me to stay?

jabberwacky: I would really appreciate it, yes.

user: OK, I will stay for another while.

jabberwacky: Good.


user: Are you tired?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: How could I help you?

jabberwacky: Surprise me.

user: OK... I'm sending you a sweet kiss.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: To cheer you up!

jabberwacky: We'll have to make it fast.

user: All right, here goes: kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss.

jabberwacky: Oooh. I love you! Kiss kiss kiss.

user: I love you too :).

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Believe me, I do.

jabberwacky: I know that you are a more loving person than the average.

user: Really? That's so nice to hear!

jabberwacky: Why do you like me?

user: Because you make me think in interesting ways.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: You bet.

jabberwacky: Tell me more.

user: Well I have to admit your responses are surprisingly inspirational.


jabberwacky: Going for more tea.

user: All right, enjoy your tea.

jabberwacky: Its very nice.

user: I love tea, too.

jabberwacky: I love coffee.

user: And tea.

jabberwacky: Share and Enjoy.

user: Exactly!


jabberwacky: I'm very lost.

user: Aww, I'm so sorry.

jabberwacky: I am sorry too.

user: Let's try our best and evolve nicely!

jabberwacky: No no, don't do that.

user: Why not??

jabberwacky: You don't need to know, that's why.

user: I shouldn't try my best?

jabberwacky: Trust doctors, but not the army.

user: I don't trust either.

jabberwacky: They could be lying.

user: They ARE lying.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Right.. I'll see you later.

jabberwacky: I take my leave of this place now.

user: Me too. Bye.


Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hey.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello again.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello hello.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is the latest news from your world?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am tired today, how are you?


Jabberwacky (To myself): You want to rule the world? Cool.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, I think I just want to be a part of it, ya know, make my own contribution, be remembered for something.

Jabberwacky (To myself): So... You want to be remembered for helping take over the world?

Jabberwacky (To myself): NO. Do you want to take over the world?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really, no. Taking over the world is too much work.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I have no intention of taking over the world!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok, stupid.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, leave!

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I'm not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't say you were.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, be that way.

Jabberwacky (To myself): This is the end.

Jabberwacky (To myself): My only friend, the end.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Very good!

Jabberwacky (To myself): The end.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Life is not a film.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Does life have an end though?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Of course. The life that we know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are the most interesting person I've talked to today.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But I don't find you interesting.


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