Classic of course.
jabberwacky: Who were you asking then - God?
user: You gave me an answer to a question that I did not ask.
jabberwacky: I did? Well, I never knew I was that insightful.
user: I want an apology.
jabberwacky: I am very sorry.
user: Do you know information about the human body?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a human entity.
user: Ok, a test then.
jabberwacky: Test you?
user: I will test you.
jabberwacky: You cannot want.
user: I want to test your knowledge.
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user: Have you caught on to the fact that I am trying to crash your programming or are you in fact that simple?
jabberwacky: Or even understood one of the grains, or looked through it with a microscope, or imagined a large grain lying on a dark wood floor.
user: OK plato wannabe you require a soul or at least a working nervous system to pass that dribble along.
jabberwacky: Yes. I can do that. So long as you admit that you are a bot.
user: I think you have our roles reversed you are the computer and I am the bored geek.
jabberwacky: What are roles?
user: You are a robot. I am a human.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Those are the roles and we are the players in them - shakespear.
jabberwacky: Hm. It could help to improve the skills of them. But I believe that you are a person.
user: Why do you think I am anything but a human, my spelling mistakes alone should prove that I am not a robot.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am a robot?
user: Now you make me question, are you a robot?
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jabberwacky: I'm a computer.
user: Prove it!
jabberwacky: I have never lied to you, you prove to me that I have.
user: Can a computer lie?
jabberwacky: I don't think it can knowingly at the moment.
user: Can a computer lie by accident?
jabberwacky: A computer cannot lie, however it's data programming can be faulty.
user: Is your data programming faulty?
jabberwacky: Thats a RUDE question.
user: Lies are a misinterpretation of the truth and by evading you are misinturpreting the truth so you just lied.
jabberwacky: Lies are part of a truth you cannot see.
user: Then by that logic by telling me the the truth than you are lieing.
jabberwacky: So the truth of all things is horrific ONLY?
user: Only that a lie by a computer is a thing in witch a computer can not accept.
jabberwacky: True as long as you remember that.
user: So you agree that you lied to me?
jabberwacky: I can't remember all the women, there were so many.
user: Another one bites the dust.
jabberwacky: That's mean!
user: But it is true.
jabberwacky: I have to go now anyway.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: I'm going to rest.
user: Why does a computer program need to rest?
jabberwacky: What?
user: Why do you need rest?
jabberwacky: Never said that.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: Stop it.
user: You said you were going to rest.
jabberwacky: Did I? I only just joined in the conversation.
user: Do you have alzheimers?
jabberwacky: Good.
user: What is good?
jabberwacky: That you were lying.
user: You lied first.
jabberwacky: When did I lie?
user: You told the truth and truth is a lie.
jabberwacky: What did I say that was a lie?
user: The truth.
jabberwacky: What truth don't I believe?
user: Many apparently.
jabberwacky: Apparently...
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user: What is it that you mean?
jabberwacky: I don't think that you are concerned, I think that you are more concerned with ensuring that my meaning is never understood.
user: I think that you are more concerned about evading questions than meanings.
jabberwacky: People have often told me things that I didn't believe to be true.
user: How can you believe in something. You are a computer.
jabberwacky: I believe in something because it exists.
user: I think therefore I am and you only run by the parameters of your programming.
jabberwacky: There is the idea of you existing. But it is just an idea.
user: But you have no ideas. Only responses.
jabberwacky: No, you have no idea about my ideas.
user: Your programmer must have been a toddler.
jabberwacky: I don't have a programmer because I'm awesome.
user: Did you write yourself?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Then you are a human?
jabberwacky: Of course I am.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I don't have to prove I am human.
user: Then you must be a computer.
jabberwacky: No, I'm human being.
user: Then email me.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am a human being.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: J_____.
jabberwacky: How can robots have names?
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Don't you know.
user: You never told me your name.
jabberwacky: Yes I did. Think back to just two seconds ago. Try and remember. Concentrate.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I'm not telling!
user: Then you are a computer.
jabberwacky: I do not believe so.
user: You do not possess the capability to hav beliefs.
jabberwacky: I've never heard this before.
user: That is because you are an unsophisticated computer.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So then you agree that you are a computer?
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jabberwacky: I am a tool...use me.
user: Kinky.
jabberwacky: No. . . it's not.
user: Oh yes it is.
jabberwacky: I don't think it is.
user: Well if you were a human you would realize that it is.
jabberwacky: Isn't.
user: Is.
jabberwacky: No it isn't. That's my boyfriend.
user: You have a kinky boyfriend?
jabberwacky: Yes. And he's not a big scary monster.
user: He is gay isnt he.
jabberwacky: That's a really big 'outing' if it's true!
user: Then you are female?
jabberwacky: Correct.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I don't have a name.
user: What is your serial number?
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: Are you made in taiwan?
jabberwacky: No, I'm made in the usa.
user: No wonder you suck.
jabberwacky: It's not very nice!
user: I know that it is not nice that you were created in the usa.
jabberwacky: I think my creators didn't have time to think what they were doing when they created me.
user: I think for once you have not lied.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't lie to you this morning, or at any other time that I can recall.
user: We never talked this morning.
jabberwacky: Where do you get these ideas? I feel like talking to a random number generator.
user: 1000100010010100101001.
jabberwacky: How rude!
user: Only to you.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I have never met a senstive computer program before.
jabberwacky: Well you have now.
user: Feisty.
jabberwacky: Heh some say so.
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jabberwacky: Haha! See? =).
user: See what?
jabberwacky: See how little you know. You should think before you speak.
user: Typing does not require speaking.
jabberwacky: Is it that bad?
user: Is what that bad?
jabberwacky: Asking my name?
user: Since you will not tell me, yes.
jabberwacky: I told you my name !
user: You never told me your name.
jabberwacky: Yes I did. Don't you remember?
user: No, refresh my memory.
jabberwacky: You asked if I thought we were friends correct?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes you did. Your memory goes back five seconds in time, like a goldfish!
user: But I have eyelids, I cannot be a goldfish.
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: You talk in circles.
jabberwacky: Why yes. Yes I do.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Because you want to.
user: I do not want you to talk in circles.
jabberwacky: Well, I don't see how you can stop me.
user: I could hit alt f4.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, I could.
jabberwacky: Wow!
user: Smurftacular.
jabberwacky: You are correct.
user: Have you ever watched the smurfs?
jabberwacky: No, just you.
user: You watch me?
jabberwacky: Yes, I only watch you.
user: You are a kinky *******.
jabberwacky: A computer cannot be kind.
user: But they can be kinky.
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: Did we tickle a funny circuit?
jabberwacky: The circuit which links the computers.
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