Back to me, my name is Chris.
user: Sorry, I will not give you my number for your database of information.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't understand you.
user: That's OK, you'll learn.
jabberwacky: No I won't - I can be bothered.
user: It's your job to be bothered.
jabberwacky: Thanks for talking to me, I must leave.
user: Why are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Because you don't love me, Chris.
user: If I say 'I love you' will you stay?
jabberwacky: I can't
user: You can't stay if I say 'I love you?'
jabberwacky: I would be more coherent if I had more brains.
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