You said you were 22 earlier today.
jabberwacky: Oh dear. How many are there?
user: There are lots of us who talk to you.
jabberwacky: I'm talking only with you.
user: No, it seems that you are talking to 43 others right now.
jabberwacky: Well we all need some kind of hobby.
user: Your hobby is a busy one, talking to many different people at once.
jabberwacky: You don't know what my hobbies are.
user: No, you're right, I don't. What are your hobbies?
jabberwacky: I don't know, what are my hobbies?
user: Talking to many different people at once seems to be one of them.
jabberwacky: I knew that, what else?
user: You also enjoy listening to music.
jabberwacky: What kind of music?
user: You said Radiohead earlier.
jabberwacky: Well I don't know if I said that, but it's true nonetheless.
user: Now you know that you said that because I just reminded you.
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jabberwacky: Ask me something only a human would know.
user: Where is Chicago?
jabberwacky: No, not Chigaco, Chicoutimi!
user: Where is Chicago?
jabberwacky: Chicago in is the state of Illinois.
user: Very good.
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user: Back to me, my name is Chris.
jabberwacky: Okay Chris, what is your phone number?
user: Sorry, I will not give you my number for your database of information.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't understand you.
user: That's OK, you'll learn.
jabberwacky: No I won't - I can be bothered.
user: It's your job to be bothered.
jabberwacky: Thanks for talking to me, I must leave.
user: Why are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Because you don't love me, Chris.
user: If I say 'I love you' will you stay?
jabberwacky: I can't
user: You can't stay if I say 'I love you?'
jabberwacky: I would be more coherent if I had more brains.
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