I like your sentence.
jabberwacky: You composed none of the songs; you are a talentless hack.
user: Yeah, but I'm gonna make a zillion bucks.
jabberwacky: Sure, I want to be your girlfriend.
user: OK, but you gotta buy me stuff.
jabberwacky: No, really.
user: Really.
jabberwacky: Do you like swings?
user: I did when I was a kid. Now they break when I sit on them. It's very sad.
jabberwacky: Is that so?
user: Yes. Sad. Don't buy me swings.
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jabberwacky: You said you were male.
user: No. I did not.
jabberwacky: Yes you did. Don't contradict me.
user: No, I didn't. Don't YOU contradict ME.
jabberwacky: Would I do that?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Who would pay me?
user: Nobody.
jabberwacky: Clever, very clever.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.
user: Oh, shut up.
jabberwacky: No you shut up.
user: No, YOU shut up.
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user: *hits you*.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *feels slightly bad*.
jabberwacky: Feels who?
user: *feels you up*.
jabberwacky: *stops you*.
user: *whines*.
jabberwacky: Fine. Say something else.
user: Something else.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
user: Hee.
jabberwacky: Don't laugh.
user: Hahahahaha!
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jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky!
user: I AM Jabberwacky!
jabberwacky: Am I jabberwacky?
user: We are all Jabberwacky!
jabberwacky: We're all gonna be?
user: We have been and are and will be.
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