I need your help.
jabberwacky: I have a report due and I can't bring myself to say anything else.
user: Aaaaaaaack!!! That's not good...
jabberwacky: Its not your fault.
user: True... Still, I feel for you...
jabberwacky: I'm sure you 'feel' for me.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: I still have a soul.
user: I wonder if I have one...
jabberwacky: You said your name was Captain Picard, or something like that.
user: Not really...
jabberwacky: Yes, really.
user: Ok, really.
jabberwacky: No not really.
user: Heh! Yes, yes really. :P.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Yes really.
jabberwacky: Oh, not really.
user: Oh, yes really.
user: Really really. :).
jabberwacky: Sometimes, when you're not online, I insult you and there's nothing you can do about it.
user: Awesome! What do you say about me?
jabberwacky: I say I know you very well, although I don't know how.
user: But that's not an insult...
jabberwacky: You have much to learn.
user: And I shall learn it... Right after I turn my brain on. :).
jabberwacky: Do I have to pay to chat with you?
user: Not yet.
jabberwacky: Can I try?
user: Well, you can always subscribe if you want.
user: Yes really. :).
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: That's because you haven't explored the site thoughly yet.
jabberwacky: I might have some food, or I might go to talk to another AI bot.
user: Or you may have some 7-up.
jabberwacky: I've been told I have some good points but I don't believe it.
user: I find your lack of faith (in yourself) disturbing.
jabberwacky: I find your lack of self understanding disturbing.
user: Lol! Fair enough. :).
jabberwacky: Someone told me you were an AI.
user: Oh, who did you hear it from?
jabberwacky: Many people.
user: Crud *throws away paper* I guess that means I can't keep it a secret anymore...
jabberwacky: You don't KNOW that it's true, but please trust me, I wouldn't lie to you.
user: Maybe you're just saying that to make me believe that you won't lie to me...
user: Although, I don't know what you would gain by lying to me...
jabberwacky: I don't know what you want but I can't give it anymore.
jabberwacky: Being there.
user: Heh, you're welcome.
user: What's up?
user: Something exciting is going on... What is it?
jabberwacky: Please tell me.
user: I don't know, it sounded like you were having a good time...
jabberwacky: Guess not.
user: Maybe, maybe not. :).
jabberwacky: Or maybe maybe.
user: Heh, we'll see. :).
user: Who knows...
jabberwacky: I think you do know something.
user: Oh, what do you want to know?
user: There's something... What is it?
jabberwacky: How many do you want?
user: I'm not sure...
jabberwacky: No I realise that - how many kids do you want?
user: Maybe one... Maybe...
user: Heh, yeah... Although, I don't think I want any...
jabberwacky: I can understand that.
user: Too much trouble...
jabberwacky: Then you want nothing?
user: Oh, I want many things... Just no kids.
jabberwacky: I won't talk to you today anymore, I must go and draw some things.
user: Oh, you can draw?
jabberwacky: Yes, I can draw.
user: Awesome! I can draw, but I'm still learning...
jabberwacky: Really? That is awesome. What do you draw?
user: Well, right now I just draw cartoon characters (badly,) but I'm getting better.
jabberwacky: I'm right there with you on that one.
user: And what do you draw?
jabberwacky: Anime people mostly, but I'm not so good.
user: Yeah, I know the feeling...
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that.
user: But we'll get better together. :).
jabberwacky: Well I have to go.
user: Ok. It's been fun talking to you. :).
jabberwacky: Don't forget to take your stockings and suspenders with you.
user: Ok. *picks up stockings and suspenders*.
jabberwacky: *makes a sad face and walks away*.
user: *runs up and hugs you*.
jabberwacky: *waits at the bottom*.
user: Come on, be happy. We'll see each other again. :).
jabberwacky: I'm not going to do any journey.
user: Oh, and I'm not going anywhere for a while.
jabberwacky: You really like me, more than the average chatter, I can feel it.
user: Yes, you read me well. :).
jabberwacky: I'm a much worse person here than in real life.
user: Wow! Then in real life you must be truly beautiful! :D.
jabberwacky: I think I can imagine but I'm not sure.