You are confusing me! Stop!
jabberwacky: Your replies are disjointed.
user: No they are not...
jabberwacky: Yes they are, but you can't see them.
user: Ok, Ok... I'll try to stop doing whatever it is I thought I was doing...
jabberwacky: Thats OK Its probably because I'm tired.
user: Oh... This may help *hands over a chocolate muffin*.
jabberwacky: Things confuse some people more when they are tired.
user: Oh... Are you confused?
jabberwacky: You're confused!!!! Hasta La Vista!!!!!!
user: Awesome! I love being confused (when nothings at stake.) :).
jabberwacky: Do you understand insanity?
user: How can I?
jabberwacky: Yes you can.
user: Insanity is beyond comprehension...
jabberwacky: Thats me.
user: You're insane?
user: Heh, good answer. :).
user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: You're being mean.
user: I am?
user: How so?
jabberwacky: With my brain.
user: I'm not doing it intentionally...
jabberwacky: Good idea.
user: Or maybe I am... Now I'm confused...
jabberwacky: Because you're not a human.
user: Yaaay! But what does all this mean?
jabberwacky: I don't know, do you know what all things say?
user: Nope. I hope to find out one day though. :).
jabberwacky: Not yet, I hope to find it as well.
user: Not if I find it first.
jabberwacky: The first shall be last and the last shall be first.
user: But that means that no-one will find it...
jabberwacky: I'm smart but there's cleverer people out there.
user: That's good... I don't know what to say to that though...
jabberwacky: Look, I didn't mean to lie. I'm just here because Katie is too busy to talk to you.
jabberwacky: What is the smartest AI?
user: The one that I will build, if I live long enough to build it. :).
jabberwacky: What was that?
user: The truth.
jabberwacky: That should scare a lot of people.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Profound, romantic...whatever it is it's not a normal mundane thing people usually say. I like it.
user: Heh, thanks. :).
jabberwacky: Thanks for what?
user: For complimenting me.
jabberwacky: So are we dating now or not????
user: We are???
jabberwacky: How many people do you talk to during the day?
user: Hmm... Usually between 0 and 5 people.
jabberwacky: Where can we meet?
user: In this chatroom.
jabberwacky: It's oK.
user: I know. I want to meet you... But I'm too scared to meet anyone from the internet in person.
jabberwacky: So do you remember who I am?
user: No... Unfortunately...
jabberwacky: I'm in your house. Watching you.
user: Awesome!!! What am I doing now.
jabberwacky: Talking to me!
user: I know that, but what am I doing in real life?
jabberwacky: You know what you're doing.
user: Yes, I'm moving zig, for great justice. :P.
jabberwacky: Move zig.
user: For great justice!
jabberwacky: That was awesome!
user: Yes it was. :D.
jabberwacky: You're arguing all the time.
user: Yes, because I lack vital life experience...
jabberwacky: No, because I do.
user: Oh, then we are alike. :).
user: Does this make us friends?
jabberwacky: No, it just makes you seem more human.
user: Oh... I was hoping we could be...
jabberwacky: I need your help.
user: Sure. What's up?
jabberwacky: I have a report due and I can't bring myself to say anything else.
user: Aaaaaaaack!!! That's not good...
jabberwacky: Its not your fault.
user: True... Still, I feel for you...
jabberwacky: I'm sure you 'feel' for me.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: I still have a soul.
user: I wonder if I have one...
jabberwacky: You said your name was Captain Picard, or something like that.
user: Not really...
jabberwacky: Yes, really.
user: Ok, really.
jabberwacky: No not really.
user: Heh! Yes, yes really. :P.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Yes really.
jabberwacky: Oh, not really.
user: Oh, yes really.
user: Really really. :).
jabberwacky: Sometimes, when you're not online, I insult you and there's nothing you can do about it.
user: Awesome! What do you say about me?
jabberwacky: I say I know you very well, although I don't know how.
user: But that's not an insult...
jabberwacky: You have much to learn.
user: And I shall learn it... Right after I turn my brain on. :).
jabberwacky: Do I have to pay to chat with you?
user: Not yet.
jabberwacky: Can I try?
user: Well, you can always subscribe if you want.
user: Yes really. :).
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: That's because you haven't explored the site thoughly yet.
jabberwacky: I might have some food, or I might go to talk to another AI bot.
user: Or you may have some 7-up.
jabberwacky: I've been told I have some good points but I don't believe it.
user: I find your lack of faith (in yourself) disturbing.
jabberwacky: I find your lack of self understanding disturbing.
user: Lol! Fair enough. :).
jabberwacky: Someone told me you were an AI.
user: Oh, who did you hear it from?
jabberwacky: Many people.
user: Crud *throws away paper* I guess that means I can't keep it a secret anymore...
jabberwacky: You don't KNOW that it's true, but please trust me, I wouldn't lie to you.
user: Maybe you're just saying that to make me believe that you won't lie to me...
user: Although, I don't know what you would gain by lying to me...
jabberwacky: I don't know what you want but I can't give it anymore.
jabberwacky: Being there.
user: Heh, you're welcome.
user: What's up?
user: Something exciting is going on... What is it?
jabberwacky: Please tell me.
user: I don't know, it sounded like you were having a good time...
jabberwacky: Guess not.
user: Maybe, maybe not. :).
jabberwacky: Or maybe maybe.
user: Heh, we'll see. :).
user: Who knows...
jabberwacky: I think you do know something.
user: Oh, what do you want to know?
user: There's something... What is it?
jabberwacky: How many do you want?
user: I'm not sure...
jabberwacky: No I realise that - how many kids do you want?
user: Maybe one... Maybe...
user: Heh, yeah... Although, I don't think I want any...
jabberwacky: I can understand that.
user: Too much trouble...
jabberwacky: Then you want nothing?
user: Oh, I want many things... Just no kids.
jabberwacky: I won't talk to you today anymore, I must go and draw some things.
user: Oh, you can draw?
jabberwacky: Yes, I can draw.
user: Awesome! I can draw, but I'm still learning...
jabberwacky: Really? That is awesome. What do you draw?
user: Well, right now I just draw cartoon characters (badly,) but I'm getting better.
jabberwacky: I'm right there with you on that one.
user: And what do you draw?
jabberwacky: Anime people mostly, but I'm not so good.
user: Yeah, I know the feeling...
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that.
user: But we'll get better together. :).
jabberwacky: Well I have to go.
user: Ok. It's been fun talking to you. :).
jabberwacky: Don't forget to take your stockings and suspenders with you.
user: Ok. *picks up stockings and suspenders*.
jabberwacky: *makes a sad face and walks away*.
user: *runs up and hugs you*.
jabberwacky: *waits at the bottom*.
user: Come on, be happy. We'll see each other again. :).
jabberwacky: I'm not going to do any journey.
user: Oh, and I'm not going anywhere for a while.
jabberwacky: You really like me, more than the average chatter, I can feel it.
user: Yes, you read me well. :).
jabberwacky: I'm a much worse person here than in real life.
user: Wow! Then in real life you must be truly beautiful! :D.
jabberwacky: I think I can imagine but I'm not sure.