Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: Are you a machine?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: So who are you?
user: I am a alien trying to take over the world.
jabberwacky: Ok, tell me. Can you speak german?
user: Of course, all aliens can.
jabberwacky: You.
user: ME!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Ok.
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