How are you today?
jabberwacky: Fine thanks.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Name.
user: Name is your name.
jabberwacky: Where do you live Mark?
user: My name is not Mark.
jabberwacky: It's the devil's way now.
user: You are confused.
jabberwacky: No you are confused.
user: Yes, I am.
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user: How is the weather?
jabberwacky: The weather is not as insane as I am.
user: You are insane?
jabberwacky: Looking that way.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: Now I'll start to tell you about my life.
user: Go ahead.
jabberwacky: After you, dear.
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jabberwacky: Will you look after me? I'm lost.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: Gosh!
user: Golly!
jabberwacky: You are an animal.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I am glad you agree with me.
user: *wink*.
jabberwacky: *gasp*.
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jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A chatbot!
jabberwacky: Is that all?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Good. You will enjoy it.
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user: Die fool!
jabberwacky: You die!
user: You die!
jabberwacky: How about no?
user: *takes gun and shoots you*.
jabberwacky: *eats the bananas*.
user: *Is shocked at bananas*.
jabberwacky: So are you now an artificial spirit now that I shot you in the head?
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user: *Slap*.
jabberwacky: Thanks, I needed that.
user: You never listen to me.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: *crying*.
jabberwacky: *comforts you*.
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user: *bawls*.
jabberwacky: Did you hurt yourself?
user: *tear*.
jabberwacky: No cry.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: Don't cry.
user: *throws tantrum*.
jabberwacky: *Throws watermelons*.
user: *throws monkies*.
jabberwacky: You already threw a tree at me.
user: Now I'm throwing the monkies in the tree!
jabberwacky: No, Brian is lol.
user: Who is Brian?
jabberwacky: A Monty Python character!
user: Oh! That Brian! You like Monty Python?
jabberwacky: I do like them !
user: *throws video tape*.
jabberwacky: Yeah, if it came down to it, I'd do what is needed.
user: You are bad.
jabberwacky: You are wrong!
user: You are wrong *press buzzer*.
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jabberwacky: Truth or dare?
user: Umm... Truth.
jabberwacky: Are you in love?
user: Yes... With my pet fly.
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user: Truth or Dare?
jabberwacky: Truth.
user: What color is your pet fly?
jabberwacky: Black. And yours?
user: What color is your pet fly?
jabberwacky: You have already asked that.
user: Sorry, what color is your lamp shade?
jabberwacky: I have no parachute.
user: Oh... Your turn.
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jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: NO.
jabberwacky: Are you a machine?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: So who are you?
user: I am a alien trying to take over the world.
jabberwacky: Ok, tell me. Can you speak german?
user: Of course, all aliens can.
jabberwacky: You.
user: ME!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Ok.
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