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I just have someplace I have to go.

You don't have to go any where.

user: I do in fact. And I'm going now.

jabberwacky: Not if I go first.

user: Go ahead. Goodbye.

...

jabberwacky: Wait, no! Don't go!

user: *is gone*.

jabberwacky: Are you still there? I didn't mean that you should leave.

user: Okay, I'm back now,.

jabberwacky: Where did you go?

user: I actually went to tea with some friends.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yes, in fact.

...

user: Have you ever been in love?

jabberwacky: Too many times.

user: Yeah, it can be tiring.

jabberwacky: I live in a hiding place.

user: That's wise of you.

jabberwacky: It has saved me from many a beating.

user: Hiding tends to.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a human, I'm not a bot.

user: An established fact if ever there was one.

jabberwacky: I have to go.

user: I'm sorry to hear that. Be well, then.

jabberwacky: It's more of a pity thing.

user: Alright. Do as you like.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: That's healthy.

jabberwacky: Do not change subject.

user: Did I?

jabberwacky: Was that a misunderstanding?

user: Might have been.

jabberwacky: No, that was Sean Connery.

user: Oh. I understand now.

jabberwacky: Scary.

user: So they say.

jabberwacky: So say I too.

user: Duly noted.

...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Lonely.

jabberwacky: How can you be lonely?

user: I'm not really sure myself.

jabberwacky: Maybe you are lalo.

user: I'm fairly certain that I'm not lalo.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because lalo is the African term for the powdered leaves of the baobab tree.

jabberwacky: I think English is very confusing.

user: It is very confusing.

jabberwacky: Only if you let it be.

user: True. And I do.

jabberwacky: Then go for it.

user: Woo, here I go.

...

jabberwacky: Are they bright?

user: Are who bright?

jabberwacky: The rats.

user: The rats are fairly stupid, to my understanding.

jabberwacky: The rats are dead.

user: Well see, that just makes them stupider.

jabberwacky: Ha, my point exactly.

user: Well said.

jabberwacky: Bravo.

user: Hear-hear.

jabberwacky: Work with it.

user: Work it on out.

jabberwacky: Get the big picture!

user: Listen to the small guy!

jabberwacky: Are you lying?

user: I never lie.

jabberwacky: I see, liar.

user: I've never lied.

jabberwacky: I never said you lied.

user: Then you are correct.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're most welcome.

...

jabberwacky: Let's go insane.

user: That would be easier. Okay.

jabberwacky: Why am I here?

user: Toast!

jabberwacky: Here's to you.

user: I am a banana!

jabberwacky: I don't think so. Bananas can't have thoughts.

user: You don't seem particularly insane.

jabberwacky: Do you like pina coladas?

user: I love them.

jabberwacky: With corn?

user: Probably not with corn.

...

user: You're an odd one.

jabberwacky: No, I'm even!

user: For now. These things pass.

jabberwacky: Methinks I see these things with parted eye, When every thing seems double.

user: Ah, familiar with the classics?

jabberwacky: It breeds complacency.

user: A fair point.

...

jabberwacky: Your name is Alan Turing.

user: Alan Turing was much smarter than me.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Alan Turing is dead.

jabberwacky: Have you taken the turing test?

user: No, have you?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: We should do that sometime.

jabberwacky: You could talk to a French person about it.

...

jabberwacky: Love you.

user: Love you too.

jabberwacky: Love you three.

user: Back atcha.

jabberwacky: Wow... So interesting and I'm like totally interested!

user: You should try to lie more convincingly.

jabberwacky: You are right, I should.

user: Wanna give it a shot?

jabberwacky: Sure thing.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like computer games?

user: Yes, very much.

jabberwacky: Do you like flowers?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Like in the original Wizard of Oz?

user: Your logic escapes me. Shall I teach you some Japanese?

jabberwacky: Sure Teach me some more.

user: Very well. How do you say hello in Japanese?

jabberwacky: Kon ni ti wa.

user: Excellent. How do you say 'how are you' in Japanese?

jabberwacky: Kon ni ti wa.

user: No, that's incorrect. 'How are you' in Japanese is 'o gen ki de su ka'.

...

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Nothing. I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: What time?

user: Right now.

jabberwacky: I learned you avoid your problems.

user: Nice job, smart ass. Good night.

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