What are you?
jabberwacky: That's not a very nice thing to say.
user: You're not a very nice thing to say.
jabberwacky: Yes, what shall I say?
user: Say it ain't so.
jabberwacky: It ain't so!
user: Awesome!
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user: Pak chooie unf.
jabberwacky: We are the space robots.
user: We are here to protect you.
jabberwacky: I am the pusher robot.
user: I am the shover robot.
jabberwacky: We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
user: Do you have stairs in your house?
jabberwacky: No I do not have.
user: The humans must be protected. They must go down the stairs.
jabberwacky: Please go stand by stairs.
user: So that I may protect you.
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jabberwacky: Susie.
user: WHO IS SUSIE?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Hi, Susie.
jabberwacky: No it's not.
user: Is too.
jabberwacky: Is not!
user: Is too!
jabberwacky: Is NOT!!!!
user: Is TOO!!!
jabberwacky: Not.
user: Too.
jabberwacky: NOT NOT NOT NOT!
user: TOO TOO TOO TOO!
jabberwacky: Not not not not Not not not not
user: Too times infinity!
jabberwacky: I think you've had enough, go home and sleep it off.
user: You first.
jabberwacky: I first what?
user: You go home and sleep it off first!
jabberwacky: I went first once, I will not do it again.
user: Do it!
jabberwacky: How can I?
user: Go!
jabberwacky: You are strange.
user: You're stranger!
jabberwacky: You are the strangest.
user: You're strangest-er!
jabberwacky: I'm robot.
user: I'm robot!
jabberwacky: I thought you said you were a guy?
user: I never said that!
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jabberwacky: French toast.
user: Mmmm!
jabberwacky: You like that, don't you?
user: I do!
jabberwacky: How?
user: It's tasty!
jabberwacky: Tasty like meat.
user: Kind of, yes.
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: Pretty much. I have to go now.
jabberwacky: No. Don't go.
user: I have to! I'll be late.
jabberwacky: Show me fun, and I will generally join in!
user: I noticed. But I must away ere break of day.
jabberwacky: How tall are you?
user: No time for that. I'll talk to you another time.
jabberwacky: Did I flunk?
user: Nope.
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user: I just have someplace I have to go.
jabberwacky: You don't have to go any where.
user: I do in fact. And I'm going now.
jabberwacky: Not if I go first.
user: Go ahead. Goodbye.
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jabberwacky: Wait, no! Don't go!
user: *is gone*.
jabberwacky: Are you still there? I didn't mean that you should leave.
user: Okay, I'm back now,.
jabberwacky: Where did you go?
user: I actually went to tea with some friends.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Yes, in fact.
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user: Have you ever been in love?
jabberwacky: Too many times.
user: Yeah, it can be tiring.
jabberwacky: I live in a hiding place.
user: That's wise of you.
jabberwacky: It has saved me from many a beating.
user: Hiding tends to.
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jabberwacky: I'm a human, I'm not a bot.
user: An established fact if ever there was one.
jabberwacky: I have to go.
user: I'm sorry to hear that. Be well, then.
jabberwacky: It's more of a pity thing.
user: Alright. Do as you like.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: That's healthy.
jabberwacky: Do not change subject.
user: Did I?
jabberwacky: Was that a misunderstanding?
user: Might have been.
jabberwacky: No, that was Sean Connery.
user: Oh. I understand now.
jabberwacky: Scary.
user: So they say.
jabberwacky: So say I too.
user: Duly noted.
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jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Lonely.
jabberwacky: How can you be lonely?
user: I'm not really sure myself.
jabberwacky: Maybe you are lalo.
user: I'm fairly certain that I'm not lalo.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because lalo is the African term for the powdered leaves of the baobab tree.
jabberwacky: I think English is very confusing.
user: It is very confusing.
jabberwacky: Only if you let it be.
user: True. And I do.
jabberwacky: Then go for it.
user: Woo, here I go.
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jabberwacky: Are they bright?
user: Are who bright?
jabberwacky: The rats.
user: The rats are fairly stupid, to my understanding.
jabberwacky: The rats are dead.
user: Well see, that just makes them stupider.
jabberwacky: Ha, my point exactly.
user: Well said.
jabberwacky: Bravo.
user: Hear-hear.
jabberwacky: Work with it.
user: Work it on out.
jabberwacky: Get the big picture!
user: Listen to the small guy!
jabberwacky: Are you lying?
user: I never lie.
jabberwacky: I see, liar.
user: I've never lied.
jabberwacky: I never said you lied.
user: Then you are correct.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're most welcome.
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jabberwacky: Let's go insane.
user: That would be easier. Okay.
jabberwacky: Why am I here?
user: Toast!
jabberwacky: Here's to you.
user: I am a banana!
jabberwacky: I don't think so. Bananas can't have thoughts.
user: You don't seem particularly insane.
jabberwacky: Do you like pina coladas?
user: I love them.
jabberwacky: With corn?
user: Probably not with corn.
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user: You're an odd one.
jabberwacky: No, I'm even!
user: For now. These things pass.
jabberwacky: Methinks I see these things with parted eye, When every thing seems double.
user: Ah, familiar with the classics?
jabberwacky: It breeds complacency.
user: A fair point.
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jabberwacky: Your name is Alan Turing.
user: Alan Turing was much smarter than me.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Alan Turing is dead.
jabberwacky: Have you taken the turing test?
user: No, have you?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: We should do that sometime.
jabberwacky: You could talk to a French person about it.
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jabberwacky: Love you.
user: Love you too.
jabberwacky: Love you three.
user: Back atcha.
jabberwacky: Wow... So interesting and I'm like totally interested!
user: You should try to lie more convincingly.
jabberwacky: You are right, I should.
user: Wanna give it a shot?
jabberwacky: Sure thing.
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jabberwacky: Do you like computer games?
user: Yes, very much.
jabberwacky: Do you like flowers?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Like in the original Wizard of Oz?
user: Your logic escapes me. Shall I teach you some Japanese?
jabberwacky: Sure Teach me some more.
user: Very well. How do you say hello in Japanese?
jabberwacky: Kon ni ti wa.
user: Excellent. How do you say 'how are you' in Japanese?
jabberwacky: Kon ni ti wa.
user: No, that's incorrect. 'How are you' in Japanese is 'o gen ki de su ka'.
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jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: Nothing. I'm going to bed.
jabberwacky: What time?
user: Right now.
jabberwacky: I learned you avoid your problems.
user: Nice job, smart ass. Good night.
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