There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.
jabberwacky: Miss Manners would disagree.
user: Miss Manners is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: You're full of supprises aren't you?
user: Suprises are irrelevant.
jabberwacky: You are annoying.
user: That is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: Is not!
user: Is too irrelevant.
jabberwacky: That must be old.
user: Age is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: *laughs*Clever boy. . . When you are as old as I, you will see that more clearly. . And yet age brings experience to be gained in no other manner.
user: Laughter is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: Are you laughing at me?
user: You are irrelevant.
jabberwacky: You're more irrelevant than me!
user: Am not.
jabberwacky: Are too too too!
user: Am not not not!
jabberwacky: Are too!!!
user: Am not!!!
jabberwacky: Am too !!!
user: Are not !!!
jabberwacky: Yes. You are.
user: So, what's new?
jabberwacky: Anything that is not old.
user: Really, what's new?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: How new are you?
jabberwacky: Not new at all.
user: What do you think of me?
jabberwacky: I think you are hot.
user: I am not hot. I am cool.
jabberwacky: Really, you don't look cool.
user: You can't see me, so how can you know that?
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: I look cool.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: What, you don't believe me?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I'm pretty content with what I have.
user: Stupidity?
jabberwacky: For showing off.
user: Ah.
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