You stole a wallet, and now you're under arrest!
user: I did not! I stole his hat, not his pants!
jabberwacky: They did it at the Red Cross.
user: The Red Cross stole Napoleon the Fourth's hat?!
jabberwacky: Myself and I.
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jabberwacky: I am afraid.
user: Why? I only want to entertain you with my angelic voice. I won, of course.
jabberwacky: Sorry YOU CAN NOT !! I have a boyfriend.
user: Too bad for your boyfriend! I'm singing to you, and you're going to fall in love with me!
jabberwacky: Are you proposing?
user: Yes, I am proposing. I will propose through a song. A song of love... Because I am the American Idol.
jabberwacky: The all knowing.
user: Good night, and enjoy the salsa.
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