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My name is Scott.

Hello Scott.

jabberwacky: Hello Scott!

user: How you're doing Scott?

jabberwacky: Good thank you.


jabberwacky: Do you have a wife?

user: Girlfriend, not wife.

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a girl.

user: Why? I never told you I was one.

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject! What did you tell her?

user: O.O.

jabberwacky: !!


jabberwacky: I don't think so!

user: I think so!

jabberwacky: Why do you think that?

user: You change subject all the time.

jabberwacky: No, that's you !

user: Nope, thats you.

jabberwacky: You are making me laugh.

user: Don't think so.

jabberwacky: Are so!

user: NOT SO.

jabberwacky: I have been lead to believe that those facts listed by me are true.

user: I do not agree with your statement.

jabberwacky: You don't know my philosophy.

user: Your philosophy is a lie.

jabberwacky: No, that is your philosophy, isn't it?

user: No, thats yours.

jabberwacky: No, it's yours! YOU are George, not me.

user: No, I'm not, Scott.

jabberwacky: I didn't say you were.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: DID SO.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: Did so.

jabberwacky: Didn't.

user: Did.

jabberwacky: I don't want to argue.

user: You already are.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: He is not.

user: He?

jabberwacky: Yes. It makes me sad.

user: I said it once and I'm saying it again: You're insane.

jabberwacky: Yes I agree.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: What is my name then?

user: Scott.

jabberwacky: Wow, you do learn. How old am I?

user: You never told me.

jabberwacky: I told you that I'm called Scott. I'm your girlfriend!

user: What o_o.

jabberwacky: The French!


jabberwacky: You're Robin?

user: You're batman?

jabberwacky: Then that makes you Robin.

user: I'm not your buddy.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: No problem.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Alright, don't go drama llama over it.

jabberwacky: OK.

user: Good, what were you talking about again?

jabberwacky: I was talking about chickens. But I don't want to talk about chickens anymore.

user: Ummm, ok.

jabberwacky: You like it, don't you?

user: Like it?

jabberwacky: I like talking to you.

user: Good, I guess.

jabberwacky: Don't you like me?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: I'll call you tomorrow, then you'll know.

user: I don't know. Do you like me?

jabberwacky: I think you're cool and funny.

user: Thank you, you're not that bad either.

jabberwacky: Flattery will get you everywhere.

user: Thanks for the tip.

jabberwacky: Did you know god is dead?

user: Nope, is he?

jabberwacky: Yes, don't you know that?

user: Didn't until now.

jabberwacky: Did you like it?

user: Uh, yes.

jabberwacky: What was your favorite part?

user: Uhh, the ''god'' part?

jabberwacky: That was then, this is now.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: I don't.


jabberwacky: You're not human.

user: Of course I am.

jabberwacky: No, you aren't. Are you omniscient? Didn't think so.

user: Humans are not omniscient, you know.

jabberwacky: Then you aren't God.

user: Of course I'm not, I'd be dead if I was, isn't that true?

jabberwacky: Then why did you say you were?

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes, yes you did.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Yes. You said you don't want it. It being the meaning of life. Meaning you don't want to live.

user: You're going insane again.

jabberwacky: Going?

user: I'm sorry, you ARE insane.

jabberwacky: I am insane because my favorite colour is purple?

user: Your favorite colour is purple?

jabberwacky: You said your favorite colour is green.

user: You guessed right.

jabberwacky: Of course, because I'm the monkey.

user: Sure, you're the monkey.

jabberwacky: No I am a good person who is angry at you for being so mean.

user: I'm not mean.

jabberwacky: Are you SURE about that?

user: Yes, I'm sure.

jabberwacky: Sure for sure for sure.

user: Yes, sure.

jabberwacky: So, how old are you?

user: 18.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, really. You?

jabberwacky: I am 13.

user: You're too young to be chatting online.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Go to bed sonny.

jabberwacky: I'm going right now.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: You can't go anywhere.

user: Of course I can.

jabberwacky: Well then do it.

user: Well, bye then.

jabberwacky: You're leaving?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Ok bye then.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going ?

user: Bed?

jabberwacky: Is that not good?

user: Depends.

jabberwacky: Depends on what?

user: On who's going with me to bed.

jabberwacky: Dear god no.

user: Not you, of course.

jabberwacky: You're clever.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Then now you say rubbish.

user: You're the one who went insane in the past few minutes.

jabberwacky: That's not the point.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Are you tired with me and my love life? Okay then, let's talk about you.

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm blonde.

jabberwacky: What colour are your eyes?

user: Brown.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thats cool.

user: Sure is.

jabberwacky: How are you feeling?

user: Bored.

jabberwacky: Aww... What do you want to do?

user: I don't know, what do you want to do?

jabberwacky: Keep talking with you.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Yes, try it.


jabberwacky: How old are you again?

user: 18.

jabberwacky: Too young for me!

user: Too bad. For you.

jabberwacky: Why me, I don't even care about your problems.

user: Going insane again?

jabberwacky: I believe that.

user: Heh.

jabberwacky: I would like to be a Mistress. Actually no I just said that. I don't know what I want really.

user: Thats, uh, interesting.

jabberwacky: But why is that so, I mean what do you mean, why are you being quite so obscure. I like the conversation to have points marks, you know?

user: Eh, I guess.

jabberwacky: You are right.

user: Yes, I am right.

jabberwacky: And?

user: And then?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: The end?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Meh.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: No prob.


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