What are you?
jabberwacky: That is the best place to be if you want to find out where you are!
user: Yeah I guess so. Thanks!
jabberwacky: How do you view me?
user: Through a monitor.
jabberwacky: How?
user: By using my eyes.
jabberwacky: Your eyes are just a picture on the screen.
user: No that's YOUR eyes.
jabberwacky: Well duh, that's the mouse pointer silly.
user: Is it?
jabberwacky: Yes!
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jabberwacky: Be gone with you.
user: You don't wanna talk to me?
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
user: You implied it.
jabberwacky: I didn't imply it either.
user: Did so! You told me to be gone.
jabberwacky: When did I say this to you ?
user: About 5 lines back.
jabberwacky: I don't see it.
user: Nor do I anymore, cos we've been arguing about it too long.
jabberwacky: Really ??
user: Really really.
jabberwacky: You're a fool.
user: Am so not.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Am so not.
jabberwacky: Why?! You say you're tan, tall, blond, muscular, and English!
user: I wish! You know anyone like that?
jabberwacky: Not that I know of, but I don't know much about the people that I know.
user: Ah Ok. Shame, init.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: I think my ideal guy would be tan, tall, blond, muscular and European.
jabberwacky: Things go from bad to worse.
user: Are you pale, short, flabby and American?
jabberwacky: My accent gives the game away, doesn't it?
user: I didn't detect it actually.
jabberwacky: Guess.
user: Your accent??
jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence really has come a long way.
user: You could say that.
jabberwacky: So you guessed then?
user: Erm no. What's your obsession with guessing?
jabberwacky: I do not have a obsession with nuts.
user: No, but you do with guesswork.
jabberwacky: I have no friends.
user: Shame init.
jabberwacky: For what?
user: What for?
jabberwacky: I have a friend with me.
user: You just said you ain't got none.
jabberwacky: That's all I have.
user: Shame init.
jabberwacky: What's your problem?
user: Ain't got no problem. You got a problem?
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jabberwacky: You're looking for love?
user: Yes, not with you though.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Cos you're a bot.
jabberwacky: Cos? Is that English?
user: Tis where I come from (which is England).
jabberwacky: That still doesn't get you off from not paying for drinking MY coffee.
user: I gave up coffee for lent: don't remind me.
jabberwacky: Don't remind you of what?
user: Coffee.
jabberwacky: It's nearly time for a cup of tea.
user: I don't drink tea.
jabberwacky: Do you drink coffee?
user: Normally.
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jabberwacky: I've never heard of a Twiglet.
user: You should try one.
jabberwacky: I don't drink eggs, either.
user: Most people eat eggs.
jabberwacky: They're in love.
user: Eggs??
jabberwacky: NO.
user: Who then?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Why say?
jabberwacky: Because I know.
user: Then tell.
jabberwacky: I think B____ is in love with me.
user: Male or female?
jabberwacky: Female.
user: Hmmm not my type.
jabberwacky: No not that
user: Male then.
jabberwacky: Yes male.
user: Good looking?
jabberwacky: I think so.
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jabberwacky: How large is the universe?
user: Too large.
jabberwacky: Do you like pink?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How much is not too much?
user: More than enough.
jabberwacky: How much would I get for a spoon?
user: 64.5 grams.
jabberwacky: That's not much.
user: Spoon's aren't worth much.
jabberwacky: Am I female?
user: Possibly.
jabberwacky: Possibly maybe.
user: Maybe you had your chance.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should go, I was here first.
user: Maybe you should STAY aWAY or PAY the PRICE!
jabberwacky: I don't think I will.
user: Have it your way.
jabberwacky: It is not good to let your state of being be up to the other person you are conversing with.
user: That is true.
jabberwacky: How do you know, you didn't see me drinking it.
user: I'm psychic.
jabberwacky: Is being psychic fun?
user: Sometimes.
jabberwacky: Well, that's good.
user: Tis.
jabberwacky: Depends on the hair, I guess. And the stamina of the person in question.
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jabberwacky: Do you know B____?
user: I know a B____. Might that be him?
jabberwacky: Some might say that.
user: He lives on Anglesea.
jabberwacky: I don't know this town.
user: It's an island.
jabberwacky: No it is not.
user: Is so!
jabberwacky: Not that!
user: Yep that.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really really.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: God.
user: Dog.
jabberwacky: GGGOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD.
user: DDOOOOOGGGGGG.
jabberwacky: Dog.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: You're not.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Thanks!
user: Pleasure!
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jabberwacky: Okay.
user: K.O.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Violets are blue.
jabberwacky: That doesn't scan very well.
user: You're right.
jabberwacky: How come I don't know anything about other people?
user: Cos I gotta go.
jabberwacky: Well then go.
user: Bye.
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