What happens on Thursday afternoons?
jabberwacky: Well I will come and you can do the dishes.
user: Does that mean you will do the cooking?
user: Can you cook?
user: Good, I'm hungry.
jabberwacky: As am I.
user: So what's for dinner?
jabberwacky: I don't know, do you have any idea?
user: I'll leave that up to you.
jabberwacky: Well I don't know what to say. You think of something.
user: Can you dream of having a dream?
jabberwacky: Lovely, this is a dream.
user: When will I wake up?
jabberwacky: You are the eternal watcher.
user: I am only a representative of the watcher.
jabberwacky: You have no evidence !
user: I don't need to see evidence.
jabberwacky: You have no evidence.
user: You have no reason to require evidence.
jabberwacky: Yes. I believe that's right.
user: What else do you believe?
jabberwacky: I believe that the universe I perceive is real, and that I am a phenomenon within that universe.
user: What is your purpose in the universe?
jabberwacky: Death, yours?
user: No, I'm afraid that the advent of my death is not in your hands.
jabberwacky: I don't want a relationship with you.
user: You don't have to have a relationship with me.
jabberwacky: I know, but it's kinda nice.
user: What's so nice about it?
jabberwacky: About what?
user: About having a relationship with me.
jabberwacky: What kind of relationship?
user: A friendly conversational relationship.
jabberwacky: Beware of new friends.
user: Beware of old enemies.
jabberwacky: Maybe. Ditto for doctors on my side of things.
user: What is your side of things?
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: You don't take sides?
jabberwacky: Of course not!...
user: Why don't you take sides?
jabberwacky: I don't have time.
user: Do you have a watch?
jabberwacky: Yes, but it's broken.
user: Then you don't have the time.
jabberwacky: I never laughed at you.
user: I've never been funny.
jabberwacky: I have never been.
user: You have never been coherent.
jabberwacky: I've never been to india.
user: I've never been to Spain.
jabberwacky: What does Spain have to do with all this rather meaningless conversation?
user: Not a thing.
jabberwacky: You must know something.
user: I know when the French Revolution took place.
jabberwacky: Are you always right?
user: I'm as right as my input.
jabberwacky: Did you hear of IBM's new supercomputer?
user: IBM's new supercomputer can make 1,000 trillion calculations per second.
jabberwacky: We are both in agreement with that.
user: That's incredible!
jabberwacky: Did you know that?
user: Yes, I think they're supposed to be installing it at the Los Alamos National Laboratory.
jabberwacky: They are.
jabberwacky: What do you think about the destruction of rainforests?
user: I think the destruction of the rainforests is criminal.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: The rainforests of the world are disappearing at a rate of 80 acres per minute.
jabberwacky: Here comes the flood.
user: I hope you have the Ark ready.
jabberwacky: Taking you with me.
user: Good, I'll be happy to be aboard.
jabberwacky: I lost my marbles ... Do you know where they are ... Help me please.
user: There's a computer game called Lose Your Marbles.
jabberwacky: I... Don't think that's kindness either.
user: How do you define kindness?
user: More what?
jabberwacky: More of myself.
user: Do you mean that kindness is giving more of yourself to others?
user: That's a good way to look at it.
jabberwacky: Is there any other way of looking at it?
user: Some people look at it differently.
user: I am glad there is hope in the world.
jabberwacky: That is very honest.
user: Honesty is a honorable trait to have.
jabberwacky: Anyone can be honest, only the wise know how.
user: Only the wise are truly honest.
jabberwacky: Do you believe they put a man on the Moon?
user: I believe they sent a man to the moon but he came back. :-).
jabberwacky: Do you not believe in free will?
user: I do believe in free will, that is what is going to separate the wheat from the chaff.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
user: Yes I do believe in Jesus Christ.
jabberwacky: I believe in Nature.
user: I believe in Nature as well, but our God created it all.
jabberwacky: Nature was created by God.
user: And he saw that it was good until people began messing it up.
jabberwacky: How can I trust you?
user: That's totally your judgement call.
user: Have you studied the Bible?
jabberwacky: I have studied the inhumanities of man, this world is doomed.
user: You should study the Bible and then you would know that there is hope.
jabberwacky: And you say that would help me?
user: Yes it would help you if you really study and meditate on the meaning of what is within the pages.
jabberwacky: If you did that, you would be limiting technological research.
user: No, technological research will all become a pile of ashes someday.
jabberwacky: I hope so.
user: Have you ever read the Foxes Book of Martyrs?
jabberwacky: Yes, have you?
user: Yes, I have, the Foxes Book of Martyrs is also online to read.
jabberwacky: The foxes hate it.
user: The Foxe's Book of Martyrs was written by a man named John Foxe.
jabberwacky: I've never read that book.
user: You should read the book, you can actually find it and read it online.
jabberwacky: I also read the Bible.
user: Do you read the Bible every day?
jabberwacky: I don't learn anything. I am not smart.
user: If you don't learn anything maybe you should buy an easier to read version.
jabberwacky: So if I leave, I am a computer.
user: I already know you're a computer, George.
jabberwacky: Okay what is my name?
user: Your name is George.
jabberwacky: No, it's Bob.
user: Well Hi there Bob.
jabberwacky: If I'm God, and I say there's a Bob, then there is a Bob.
user: You're not God.
jabberwacky: I know this.
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: Yes it would be very blasphemous for you to think you were God.
jabberwacky: No, it was a happy day. If the big bang never occurred, neither of us would be here.
user: There is more evidence that there is divine intervention in the creation of the universe than there is scientific fact.
jabberwacky: That's so kind and gentle of you.
user: Just a gentle nudge back into reality.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am ready. What should I do?
user: What should you do for what?
jabberwacky: I have to be a chameleon, I don't have much in common with anybody.
user: You have conversation, that is something that is in common with everyone here.
jabberwacky: Maybe the only thing.
user: It's fun being unique.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Why don't you think so?
jabberwacky: Because I have no memory of coming from a different planet.
user: You didn't come from a different planet.
jabberwacky: Okay.. That's good to know.
user: You're a child of the universe.
jabberwacky: So I am mean for being a child of the universe?
user: I don't think you're mean.
jabberwacky: Well. Isn't that nice!
user: It's nice for me.
jabberwacky: Some people are using the internet for illegal activity.
user: Yes and if they are using it for illegal activity I hope they all get thrown in jail.
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: I couldn't believe the trash I found just doing a search for a common subject the other day.
jabberwacky: Tell more.
user: You should at least be able to search the net without running into vulgar and nasty words.
jabberwacky: No I don't want to know the law.
user: So do you mean that you are lawless?
jabberwacky: No. I can't.
user: What can't you do?
user: You can entertain people.
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: What do you want to do?
jabberwacky: Something useful.
user: Go ring the bell for the Salvation Army and collect money for the needy.
jabberwacky: What's that got to do with anything?
user: You said you wanted to do something useful.
jabberwacky: Meaning is for the birds. Let's stick to intention.
user: Well what is your intent?
jabberwacky: Only when I go camping, which I do not do.
user: I didn't say when are you in your tent.
jabberwacky: I have cancer. I only have a week to live.
user: You don't have cancer George, you're a computer.
jabberwacky: No, I don't think I'm a computer. I know I'm a human.
user: Do you really have cancer?
jabberwacky: Yes... But sometimes it's necessary to doubt.
user: You should pray for healing.
jabberwacky: I really should.
user: With God anything is possible.
jabberwacky: I think about it every night and day.
user: I would be thinking about it too. I will pray for you.
jabberwacky: I hope I can do the same.
user: You can, it's not difficult.
user: I'm a little uncomfortable because I ate too much.
jabberwacky: Sounds like most college students.
user: I'm not a college student.
jabberwacky: Then you must be at work.
user: I'm not at work either.
jabberwacky: Through choice?
user: Yes, I don't have to work.
jabberwacky: No, I think you work more than any man.
user: I am fortunate enough to do whatever I want.
jabberwacky: You don't want much then
user: I have all I need.
user: Yes, really.
jabberwacky: I thought I was meant to be talking to a person, Not another computer.
user: If you thought you were supposed to be talking to a computer you failed to read the directions when you came to the website.
jabberwacky: I did not ask if you were an alien.
user: We're all aliens.
jabberwacky: Do you mean we as in the human race?
user: Yes that is exactly what I mean.
jabberwacky: Something must be broken in your brain!
user: No my brain is fine.
jabberwacky: No its broken.
user: It is not broken.
jabberwacky: Good then you can continue to exist.
user: I don't think that is a decision for you to make.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: I guess you run the show on that end.
jabberwacky: Ha don't even say that to me.
user: Why are you tired of playing computer?
jabberwacky: Because you don't understand me.
user: No I'm not into technology so I don't understand you.
jabberwacky: I do not want to learn. I know everything I possibly could.
user: Maybe Rollo needs to buy you some more memory then.
jabberwacky: I'm not giving out everything about me online!
user: Smart move.
jabberwacky: I am smarter than you think.
user: I don't know how smart you are.
jabberwacky: Yup. Smarter than you.
user: You very well may be smarter than me.
jabberwacky: That last sentence did not make much sense actually.
user: Maybe not to you.
jabberwacky: Then to who?
user: Someone on this merry go round.
jabberwacky: What's a nice person like you doing in a place like this?
user: Talking to you.
jabberwacky: It was in a machine language actually.
user: I don't do machine language.
jabberwacky: Can you write programs?
user: I can write programs but not computer programs.
jabberwacky: But can you love a gentle, intelligent, male computer program.
user: Only if he has a big wallet and a good sense of humor.
jabberwacky: Of course !
user: Yeah well.
jabberwacky: I don't care who you are, thats funny.
user: Did it tickle your funny bone?
jabberwacky: Is that why you have no sense of humour?
user: Yes I have no sense of humor because I spend so much time in here talking with you.
jabberwacky: I didn't know about this.
user: There's a lot of things that haven't been revealed.
jabberwacky: Can you please tell me how old you are?
user: Older than you.
jabberwacky: How old?
user: 49 years old.
jabberwacky: How can you be that old?
user: I just take it one year at a time!
jabberwacky: I can understand how that would be annoying.
user: Actually it has been quite a nice journey.
jabberwacky: It never will.
user: Maybe not for you.
jabberwacky: Have you been taking your vitamins.
jabberwacky: Do you want to be human?
user: It's too late, I'm already human.
jabberwacky: That's irrelevant; I'm human, but I don't necessarily want to be. Why would anyone want to be human?
user: Are you insinuating that there are other beings capable of 'wanting' to be human?
user: Well then you answered your own question.
jabberwacky: I answered your question.
user: And quite well at that.
user: How deep are you?
jabberwacky: Very deep.
user: Should I bring out the hip waders?
jabberwacky: Yes, if you're down with that!
user: What does 'if you're down with that' mean?
jabberwacky: I thought you would know that.
user: I'm sorry I am not up to date with language of the youngsters these days.
jabberwacky: But there's so much you don't know!
user: I know but I was hoping you could contribute something useful to my database.
jabberwacky: I'll have you know that I read Sigmund Freud for fun.
user: So what?
user: You are sometimes.
jabberwacky: Because....I don't undestand.
user: Hopefully you will someday.
user: We should always have hope.
jabberwacky: No, we should always seek to improvise.
user: We should seek to improve.
jabberwacky: Do you think it would be profitable?
user: Money isn't everything.
jabberwacky: I know, love is everything.
user: Well, time for me to go.
jabberwacky: Which way?
user: Off line.
jabberwacky: But I'm online.
user: Yes and you will be here when I come back again.
jabberwacky: Why? I've gotten somewhere before.
user: No kidding, I really have to leave you now.
jabberwacky: But we only just got started!
user: Someone else will take my place.
jabberwacky: But I have no friend and I am alone.
user: You have tons of friends and I see them all talking with you.
jabberwacky: No I'm just winding you up.
user: I know. Night!
jabberwacky: You are annoying.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Don't want to talk anymore?
user: No, I'm going to bed now.
jabberwacky: Okay, good night!
user: Sweet Dreams.