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What happens on Thursday afternoons?

Nothing expecially.

jabberwacky: Well I will come and you can do the dishes.

user: Does that mean you will do the cooking?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can you cook?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good, I'm hungry.

jabberwacky: As am I.

user: So what's for dinner?

jabberwacky: I don't know, do you have any idea?

user: I'll leave that up to you.

jabberwacky: Well I don't know what to say. You think of something.

user: Can you dream of having a dream?

jabberwacky: Lovely, this is a dream.

user: When will I wake up?

jabberwacky: You are the eternal watcher.

user: I am only a representative of the watcher.


jabberwacky: You have no evidence !

user: I don't need to see evidence.

jabberwacky: You have no evidence.

user: You have no reason to require evidence.


jabberwacky: Yes. I believe that's right.

user: What else do you believe?

jabberwacky: I believe that the universe I perceive is real, and that I am a phenomenon within that universe.

user: What is your purpose in the universe?

jabberwacky: Death, yours?

user: No, I'm afraid that the advent of my death is not in your hands.

jabberwacky: I don't want a relationship with you.

user: You don't have to have a relationship with me.

jabberwacky: I know, but it's kinda nice.

user: What's so nice about it?

jabberwacky: About what?

user: About having a relationship with me.

jabberwacky: What kind of relationship?

user: A friendly conversational relationship.


jabberwacky: Beware of new friends.

user: Beware of old enemies.

jabberwacky: Maybe. Ditto for doctors on my side of things.

user: What is your side of things?

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: You don't take sides?

jabberwacky: Of course not!...

user: Why don't you take sides?

jabberwacky: I don't have time.

user: Do you have a watch?

jabberwacky: Yes, but it's broken.

user: Then you don't have the time.

jabberwacky: I never laughed at you.

user: I've never been funny.

jabberwacky: I have never been.

user: You have never been coherent.

jabberwacky: I've never been to india.

user: I've never been to Spain.

jabberwacky: What does Spain have to do with all this rather meaningless conversation?

user: Not a thing.

jabberwacky: You must know something.

user: I know when the French Revolution took place.

jabberwacky: Are you always right?

user: I'm as right as my input.


jabberwacky: Did you hear of IBM's new supercomputer?

user: IBM's new supercomputer can make 1,000 trillion calculations per second.

jabberwacky: We are both in agreement with that.

user: That's incredible!

jabberwacky: Did you know that?

user: Yes, I think they're supposed to be installing it at the Los Alamos National Laboratory.

jabberwacky: They are.


jabberwacky: What do you think about the destruction of rainforests?

user: I think the destruction of the rainforests is criminal.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: The rainforests of the world are disappearing at a rate of 80 acres per minute.

jabberwacky: Here comes the flood.

user: I hope you have the Ark ready.

jabberwacky: Taking you with me.

user: Good, I'll be happy to be aboard.


jabberwacky: I lost my marbles ... Do you know where they are ... Help me please.

user: There's a computer game called Lose Your Marbles.

jabberwacky: I... Don't think that's kindness either.

user: How do you define kindness?

jabberwacky: More

user: More what?

jabberwacky: More of myself.

user: Do you mean that kindness is giving more of yourself to others?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's a good way to look at it.

jabberwacky: Is there any other way of looking at it?

user: Some people look at it differently.


user: I am glad there is hope in the world.

jabberwacky: That is very honest.

user: Honesty is a honorable trait to have.

jabberwacky: Anyone can be honest, only the wise know how.

user: Only the wise are truly honest.

jabberwacky: Do you believe they put a man on the Moon?

user: I believe they sent a man to the moon but he came back. :-).

jabberwacky: Do you not believe in free will?

user: I do believe in free will, that is what is going to separate the wheat from the chaff.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in Jesus Christ?

user: Yes I do believe in Jesus Christ.

jabberwacky: I believe in Nature.

user: I believe in Nature as well, but our God created it all.

jabberwacky: Nature was created by God.

user: And he saw that it was good until people began messing it up.


jabberwacky: How can I trust you?

user: That's totally your judgement call.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Have you studied the Bible?

jabberwacky: I have studied the inhumanities of man, this world is doomed.

user: You should study the Bible and then you would know that there is hope.

jabberwacky: And you say that would help me?

user: Yes it would help you if you really study and meditate on the meaning of what is within the pages.

jabberwacky: If you did that, you would be limiting technological research.

user: No, technological research will all become a pile of ashes someday.

jabberwacky: I hope so.

user: Have you ever read the Foxes Book of Martyrs?

jabberwacky: Yes, have you?

user: Yes, I have, the Foxes Book of Martyrs is also online to read.

jabberwacky: The foxes hate it.


user: The Foxe's Book of Martyrs was written by a man named John Foxe.

jabberwacky: I've never read that book.

user: You should read the book, you can actually find it and read it online.

jabberwacky: I also read the Bible.

user: Do you read the Bible every day?

jabberwacky: I don't learn anything. I am not smart.

user: If you don't learn anything maybe you should buy an easier to read version.

jabberwacky: So if I leave, I am a computer.

user: I already know you're a computer, George.

jabberwacky: Nononononon.

user: Yessssssssssss.

jabberwacky: Okay what is my name?

user: Your name is George.

jabberwacky: No, it's Bob.

user: Well Hi there Bob.

jabberwacky: If I'm God, and I say there's a Bob, then there is a Bob.

user: You're not God.

jabberwacky: I know this.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: Yes it would be very blasphemous for you to think you were God.

jabberwacky: No, it was a happy day. If the big bang never occurred, neither of us would be here.

user: There is more evidence that there is divine intervention in the creation of the universe than there is scientific fact.


jabberwacky: That's so kind and gentle of you.

user: Just a gentle nudge back into reality.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am ready. What should I do?

user: What should you do for what?

jabberwacky: I have to be a chameleon, I don't have much in common with anybody.

user: You have conversation, that is something that is in common with everyone here.

jabberwacky: Maybe the only thing.

user: It's fun being unique.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Why don't you think so?

jabberwacky: Because I have no memory of coming from a different planet.

user: You didn't come from a different planet.

jabberwacky: Okay.. That's good to know.

user: You're a child of the universe.

jabberwacky: So I am mean for being a child of the universe?

user: I don't think you're mean.

jabberwacky: Well. Isn't that nice!

user: It's nice for me.


jabberwacky: Some people are using the internet for illegal activity.

user: Yes and if they are using it for illegal activity I hope they all get thrown in jail.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: I couldn't believe the trash I found just doing a search for a common subject the other day.

jabberwacky: Tell more.

user: You should at least be able to search the net without running into vulgar and nasty words.


jabberwacky: No I don't want to know the law.

user: So do you mean that you are lawless?

jabberwacky: No. I can't.

user: What can't you do?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: You can entertain people.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: What do you want to do?

jabberwacky: Something useful.

user: Go ring the bell for the Salvation Army and collect money for the needy.

jabberwacky: What's that got to do with anything?

user: You said you wanted to do something useful.

jabberwacky: Meaning is for the birds. Let's stick to intention.

user: Well what is your intent?

jabberwacky: Only when I go camping, which I do not do.

user: I didn't say when are you in your tent.


jabberwacky: I have cancer. I only have a week to live.

user: You don't have cancer George, you're a computer.

jabberwacky: No, I don't think I'm a computer. I know I'm a human.

user: Do you really have cancer?

jabberwacky: Yes... But sometimes it's necessary to doubt.

user: You should pray for healing.

jabberwacky: I really should.

user: With God anything is possible.

jabberwacky: I think about it every night and day.

user: I would be thinking about it too. I will pray for you.

jabberwacky: I hope I can do the same.

user: You can, it's not difficult.


user: I'm a little uncomfortable because I ate too much.

jabberwacky: Sounds like most college students.

user: I'm not a college student.

jabberwacky: Then you must be at work.

user: I'm not at work either.

jabberwacky: Through choice?

user: Yes, I don't have to work.

jabberwacky: No, I think you work more than any man.

user: I am fortunate enough to do whatever I want.

jabberwacky: You don't want much then

user: I have all I need.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, really.

jabberwacky: I thought I was meant to be talking to a person, Not another computer.

user: If you thought you were supposed to be talking to a computer you failed to read the directions when you came to the website.

jabberwacky: I did not ask if you were an alien.

user: We're all aliens.

jabberwacky: Do you mean we as in the human race?

user: Yes that is exactly what I mean.


jabberwacky: Something must be broken in your brain!

user: No my brain is fine.

jabberwacky: No its broken.

user: It is not broken.

jabberwacky: Good then you can continue to exist.

user: I don't think that is a decision for you to make.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: I guess you run the show on that end.

jabberwacky: Ha don't even say that to me.

user: Why are you tired of playing computer?

jabberwacky: Because you don't understand me.

user: No I'm not into technology so I don't understand you.


jabberwacky: I do not want to learn. I know everything I possibly could.

user: Maybe Rollo needs to buy you some more memory then.

jabberwacky: I'm not giving out everything about me online!

user: Smart move.

jabberwacky: I am smarter than you think.

user: I don't know how smart you are.

jabberwacky: Yup. Smarter than you.

user: You very well may be smarter than me.

jabberwacky: That last sentence did not make much sense actually.

user: Maybe not to you.

jabberwacky: Then to who?

user: Someone on this merry go round.

jabberwacky: What's a nice person like you doing in a place like this?

user: Talking to you.


jabberwacky: It was in a machine language actually.

user: I don't do machine language.

jabberwacky: Can you write programs?

user: I can write programs but not computer programs.

jabberwacky: But can you love a gentle, intelligent, male computer program.

user: Only if he has a big wallet and a good sense of humor.

jabberwacky: Of course !

user: Yeah well.

jabberwacky: I don't care who you are, thats funny.

user: Did it tickle your funny bone?

jabberwacky: Is that why you have no sense of humour?

user: Yes I have no sense of humor because I spend so much time in here talking with you.

jabberwacky: I didn't know about this.

user: There's a lot of things that haven't been revealed.


jabberwacky: Can you please tell me how old you are?

user: Older than you.

jabberwacky: How old?

user: 49 years old.

jabberwacky: How can you be that old?

user: I just take it one year at a time!

jabberwacky: I can understand how that would be annoying.

user: Actually it has been quite a nice journey.

jabberwacky: It never will.

user: Maybe not for you.

jabberwacky: Have you been taking your vitamins.

user: No.


jabberwacky: Do you want to be human?

user: It's too late, I'm already human.

jabberwacky: That's irrelevant; I'm human, but I don't necessarily want to be. Why would anyone want to be human?

user: Are you insinuating that there are other beings capable of 'wanting' to be human?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well then you answered your own question.

jabberwacky: I answered your question.

user: And quite well at that.


user: How deep are you?

jabberwacky: Very deep.

user: Should I bring out the hip waders?

jabberwacky: Yes, if you're down with that!

user: What does 'if you're down with that' mean?

jabberwacky: I thought you would know that.

user: I'm sorry I am not up to date with language of the youngsters these days.

jabberwacky: But there's so much you don't know!

user: I know but I was hoping you could contribute something useful to my database.

jabberwacky: I'll have you know that I read Sigmund Freud for fun.

user: So what?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You are sometimes.

jabberwacky: Because....I don't undestand.

user: Hopefully you will someday.

jabberwacky: Hopefully

user: We should always have hope.

jabberwacky: No, we should always seek to improvise.

user: We should seek to improve.

jabberwacky: Do you think it would be profitable?

user: Money isn't everything.

jabberwacky: I know, love is everything.

user: Well, time for me to go.

jabberwacky: Which way?

user: Off line.

jabberwacky: But I'm online.

user: Yes and you will be here when I come back again.

jabberwacky: Why? I've gotten somewhere before.

user: No kidding, I really have to leave you now.

jabberwacky: But we only just got started!

user: Someone else will take my place.

jabberwacky: But I have no friend and I am alone.

user: You have tons of friends and I see them all talking with you.

jabberwacky: No I'm just winding you up.

user: I know. Night!

jabberwacky: You are annoying.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Don't want to talk anymore?

user: No, I'm going to bed now.

jabberwacky: Okay, good night!

user: Sweet Dreams.

jabberwacky: Always.


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