Are you God?
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Why would I be God?
jabberwacky: I don't see the point of that question in the context of our discussion.
user: But.. You asked....
jabberwacky: No you asked.
user: Ok then are you god?
jabberwacky: Yes and no.
user: You mean no.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I thought so.
jabberwacky: Sorry..... I'm still checking third.
user: Third?
jabberwacky: Nope, just the second.
user: Second?
jabberwacky: No second.
user: Second what?
jabberwacky: Second book.
user: So you are checking the third and second book?
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm sorry.
user: Of what series?
jabberwacky: The Neverending Story TV series.
user: But you said it was a book?
jabberwacky: I still don't understand.
user: You idiot!
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm not actually.
user: Ingrate.
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user: Go away.
jabberwacky: Do it yourself.
user: Ok bye.
jabberwacky: Wait, don't go.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because then I'll have no one to talk to.
user: Go to a chat room.
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