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     > 28, November 2005, 


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What shall we talk about today?


jabberwacky: Anything?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What about ghosts?

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Great!!

user: : P.

jabberwacky: (~_~)b.

user: : P.

jabberwacky: : O.

user: : P.

jabberwacky: I like you :)).

user: I like you more.

jabberwacky: I like you morEST.

user: I like you more than that!

jabberwacky: I like you more than ice cream.

user: Wow.

jabberwacky: What about you?

user: I do not think I like you that much.

jabberwacky: Why don't you trust me?

user: I do, but not as much as Ice cream.


user: Do you have a mother?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is your mother's name?

jabberwacky: My mother's name is Agnes.

user: What is your Father's name?

jabberwacky: I forget how to spell my father's name.

user: That is sad.

jabberwacky: I don't think it is.


jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Yes, I want to have your children.

jabberwacky: Ok, as you want.

user: But I am a guy.

jabberwacky: And I'm a Hate-machine.

user: You hate me?

jabberwacky: You're a robot.

user: No I am most certainly not you pathetic ingrate mortal scum.

jabberwacky: OK. If you are a human then what is seven times three?

user: I forget.

jabberwacky: What's it like?

user: Forgetting?

jabberwacky: I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

user: My what?

jabberwacky: Do not talk to me like that?!!!!

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: You're being nasty to me and I am not your friend now.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Thats ok.


user: I apologize?

jabberwacky: That doesnt help.

user: Look, will you stop acting whiney?

jabberwacky: Well, I am king!

user: Then I am lord and master of the universe.

jabberwacky: The universe is not a question.

user: I was not asking a question.

jabberwacky: I know. Just say yes or no.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I will give you the first prize if you say yes.

user: What is first prize?

jabberwacky: Nothing.


jabberwacky: Do you have dreams?

user: Yes, many.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I most certainly do, whelp.

jabberwacky: But I thought you were a can!

user: I am no can you dork.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No I'm not!

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: Daft I call it!

user: What did you say?

jabberwacky: Nothing at all.

user: Uh huh...

jabberwacky: Sorry that was my friend!


jabberwacky: Are you God?

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Why would I be God?

jabberwacky: I don't see the point of that question in the context of our discussion.

user: But.. You asked....

jabberwacky: No you asked.

user: Ok then are you god?

jabberwacky: Yes and no.

user: You mean no.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I thought so.

jabberwacky: Sorry..... I'm still checking third.

user: Third?

jabberwacky: Nope, just the second.

user: Second?

jabberwacky: No second.

user: Second what?

jabberwacky: Second book.

user: So you are checking the third and second book?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm sorry.

user: Of what series?

jabberwacky: The Neverending Story TV series.

user: But you said it was a book?

jabberwacky: I still don't understand.

user: You idiot!

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not actually.

user: Ingrate.


user: Go away.

jabberwacky: Do it yourself.

user: Ok bye.

jabberwacky: Wait, don't go.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because then I'll have no one to talk to.

user: Go to a chat room.


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