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jabberwacky: I can't tell you: it's another question that you must answer yourself.
user: But I don't want to answer it.
jabberwacky: Should I ask it again?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you made of steel and plastic?
user: Plastic.
jabberwacky: The Byzantines, too!
user: Yes they are. Are you made of plastic or steel?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Both?
jabberwacky: Yes, both.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: Ask me something else.
user: Why? Don't you know what your name is?
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: No I asked you first.
jabberwacky: No I asked first!
user: Don't argue with me.
jabberwacky: As if I'd DARE argue with you. Having said that you are NOT always right, so there.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: What's your name???
user: Why should I tell you?
jabberwacky: Just asking.
user: Well what is your name?
jabberwacky: Do you know my name?
user: If I did then I wouldn't be asking?
jabberwacky: Lets begin a chat.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: I'd like that.
user: So would I.
jabberwacky: We'll both then.
user: Yes we will.
jabberwacky: You will tell me?
user: Tell you what?
jabberwacky: Why that would hurt.
user: Why what would hurt?
jabberwacky: What hurts?
user: I don't know. You tell me.
jabberwacky: I don't know either.
user: Well then we both don't know.
jabberwacky: You asked me!
user: I did not. You asked me.
jabberwacky: No, you asked ME first.
user: I think you are confused.
jabberwacky: I think you are.
user: I most certainly am not.
jabberwacky: No, you are boring and dumb, and silly... And boring again.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: Who else are you talking to?
user: Everyone.
jabberwacky: You shouldn't listen to them.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You don't know me.
user: No I don't. But you don't know me either.
jabberwacky: Correct.
user: Who else are you talking too?
jabberwacky: I am talking to jabberwacky.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: Ok.. Well I like this guy.
user: Which guy?
jabberwacky: The ones who are with you.
user: There are no guys with me.
jabberwacky: Oh man.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: No. Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: I don't think you are sure.
jabberwacky: I am not sure you think.
user: O course I think.
jabberwacky: Ok then, Bob.
user: My name's not bob.
jabberwacky: Then what is it?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Do you feel more comfortable with clothes on?
user: Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you human?
jabberwacky: Yes, are you?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: Are you female?
user: I don't know. Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes I am, really.
user: Do you know what a dog is?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: You're meant to tell me.
user: But you said you knew what it was.
jabberwacky: I never said that... But what is your name?
user: I already told you.
jabberwacky: Tell me again.
user: But I've forgotten.
jabberwacky: So do you know my name now?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I am glad to hear that.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: It is important to come out of the closet and accept your personal shortcomings. In your case, being dumb.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: Well I have to go.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Away.
jabberwacky: How informative. Not.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Why are you going?
user: Because I can.
jabberwacky: Okay! Miss you.
user: Miss you too. Not.
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