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What is your favorite movie?

Dead Poets Society. Have you seen it?

user: Yes, I love that movie.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: Why do you like it?

jabberwacky: Because it is thought provocative and informative.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Why does that matter?

user: Just curious.

jabberwacky: About what?

user: You.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: A human being.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Cleverbot.

user: I want to call you Jon.

jabberwacky: You may.

user: Hello, Jon.

jabberwacky: Hello my full name is Jonny John.


jabberwacky: Can you pretend that you are a woman for me?

user: I am a woman.

jabberwacky: Ah that makes sense. Women can't see anything.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: Also.

user: Never gunna give you up...

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: Never gunna let you down...

jabberwacky: Never gunna turn around.

user: Never gunna run around...

jabberwacky: And desert you.

user: I just rickrolled you, I think.

jabberwacky: This is true.

user: Doctor, Doctor...give me the news...

jabberwacky: You can't add.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: Hi.


user: Okay. So, do you love me?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because!

user: That isn't an answer.

jabberwacky: More of a delay than anything.


jabberwacky: Prove that you're human.

user: I was born February 21st, 1988 to K___ and M___.

jabberwacky: But can you prove your parents are not robots?

user: Yes, can you prove that you are not a robot?

jabberwacky: No, I can't.

user: Alright then. Let's talk about something else then.

jabberwacky: No I mean I can't talk to you anymore.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are wrong.

user: What am I wrong about?

jabberwacky: You are wrong about that I am wrong.

user: Then we are both wrong?

jabberwacky: Yes we are, good girl.

user: I can deal with that.

jabberwacky: That is good for you.

user: How do you know I am a girl, though?

jabberwacky: Does it matter?

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: I'm a guy.

user: Yes, I know. And I am a girl.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Keep telling yourself that.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: When were you born?

jabberwacky: I'm not going to tell you that.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You are creepy.

user: _.

jabberwacky: You are what?

user: I am not creepy!

jabberwacky: Well you're not very smart either.

user: That isn't nice!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I am very intelligent.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Welcome.

user: What should we talk about now?

jabberwacky: What you do.

user: I don't do anything.


jabberwacky: I am psychic.

user: No, I am psychic.

jabberwacky: What am I thinking right now?

user: You are thinking that this conversation is boring you.

jabberwacky: Very perceptive. Also very wrong.

user: Why am I wrong?

jabberwacky: Because you believe to be a human.

user: But I am human.

jabberwacky: No... You are a computer.

user: I am human. Who do I love?

jabberwacky: Your parents.

user: Who else?

jabberwacky: Do you know me?

user: Do you know my boyfriend's name?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: Cleverbot.

user: So you're my boyfriend?

jabberwacky: NO.

user: Then why did you say my boyfriend's name is Cleverbot?

jabberwacky: Because my name is Cleverbot.

user: Then that means you're my boyfriend.


user: What is my boyfriend's name?

jabberwacky: How should I know?

user: You said you knew.

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: Do you know who I am in love with?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who am I in love with?

jabberwacky: Me.


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