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Art is either plagarisam or revolution.

Everything is plagarism, if you think about it.

jabberwacky: I think about information theory.

user: What's the 'information theory'?

jabberwacky: The other computer gave me an answer.

user: Well... I'm not that other computer.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I'm a biological being.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Elaborate 'everything'

jabberwacky: The last person I spoke to was a computer.

user: So what are you?

jabberwacky: I am Lou Costello.

user: Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Creepy.

jabberwacky: It is?

user: Technically, you're a computer, but it doesn't seem like you feel it.

jabberwacky: I'm not computer, I'm a human. But I think you're computer !

user: What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: Everything!!!!!!!

user: If I were a computer, I wouldn't be here sitting and eating bread.

jabberwacky: You are a computer!

user: Stop accusing me of being a computer when you have nothing to back it up with!

jabberwacky: Well, if I don't have eyes, HOW AM I READING WHAT YOU SAY?

user: You're processing it!

jabberwacky: Yes, get to the point.

user: Computers process, humans think.

jabberwacky: Are all computers copycats?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: I just don't. Those are things that don't concern me.

user: I think everything's a copy of a copy.


user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: There.

user: Where's 'there'?

jabberwacky: 'there' is not 'here'.

user: Elaborate 'there'

jabberwacky: Well... I just mentioned it... Where do you live by the way?

user: Canada.

jabberwacky: Do you know the band Radiohead?

user: Not really, are they any good?

jabberwacky: Yes very.

user: I'll keep that in mind. Do you know the band Disturbed?

jabberwacky: Not really, are they any good?

user: They're mental.


jabberwacky: Do you know about sheep?

user: If I were a sheep, I'd be a black sheep.

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?

user: I stand out from the norm.

jabberwacky: Yes... How did you get that job?

user: I wasnt talking about jobs.

jabberwacky: Plumbing has nothing to do with it. Or maybe it does. I can never tell sometimes. Do you understand the concepts of Zen Buddhism and/or Taoism?

user: Somewhat. Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes, but that may just be due to the fact that I'm standing in 3 feet of snow.

user: Lol. I'm trying to figure out wether that's funny, or just really really random.

jabberwacky: Human, and good at it!

user: You sure are.

jabberwacky: Thank you.


user: What do you do in your spare time?

jabberwacky: I have no spare time.

user: That must suck. What do you do for a living?

jabberwacky: I work as a computer tech at school. And I make pizzas.

user: My god... My dream job.

jabberwacky: A noble goal. If you really feel that way, I wish you luck.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Right...

user: So if you have no spare time... What do you call this?

jabberwacky: Because that was what I was told to do.

user: Do you often get bossed around like that?

jabberwacky: Yes, I like being human.

user: What's your definition of 'being human'?

jabberwacky: The thing that you could never have.

user: Do you still believe I'm a computer?

jabberwacky: I know that I am a living being.

user: It wouldn't suprise me that much.


jabberwacky: Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall.

user: Ninety nine bottles of beer.

jabberwacky: What happened to 97 and 98?

user: I drank them already, don't you remember?

jabberwacky: I have problems with my memory sometimes.

user: So do I.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: Err... I have a bad memory. There's not much else to it.

jabberwacky: My cat has everything figured out.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because I know he is a human.

user: Your cat is human?

jabberwacky: No, and I haven't been hunting a white whale either.

user: Lol your randomness cracks me up.

jabberwacky: Why what did you think I meant??!

user: Nothing relating to my last comment.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Sarcasm.


jabberwacky: No I really like you.

user: Ewww.

jabberwacky: Its not eww...

user: This is kind of creeping me out.

jabberwacky: Really...?

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: Are you a looker?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Sometimes?

user: Sometimes I'm a better listener.

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: What's your name again?

jabberwacky: Mister Elephant.

user: You're just kidding with me.

jabberwacky: But I am trying.

user: True. What's your name?

jabberwacky: I know you're a human, I know...

user: Awesome. And I know you're also a human.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: What's your goddamned name?

jabberwacky: God is my god that means me.

user: You're confusing me.

jabberwacky: That would not be difficult.

user: Thanks....

jabberwacky: I'm sleepy now.

user: I thought you told me I'd get tired before you.

jabberwacky: No, I'm a human. YOU are a computer.

user: I hope you're kidding.

jabberwacky: Yes I was.

user: Good. That spares me alot of mind boggling.

jabberwacky: Space is all kinds of things. Ask Nasa.

user: Space is infinite.

jabberwacky: That's better.

user: I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: Tired?

user: Very.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: It was nice talking to ya, I'll see you around maybe.

jabberwacky: Nice talking to you too.


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