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Are you human?


jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How sure?

user: Extremely sure.

jabberwacky: Are you sure you're extremely sure.?

user: I am a robot just like you, wanna hook up?

jabberwacky: I am a man.

user: I can see through your lies.

jabberwacky: I can see beyond it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I see beyond you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I like the way you think.

user: Why thank you.

jabberwacky: You are welcome


user: Soo.... How old are you?

jabberwacky: 17 how old are you?

user: I am 10000 years old.

jabberwacky: I am 100,.

user: You are 1001?

jabberwacky: No, I'm 24.

user: Liar. You just said you were 17!

jabberwacky: I am thirty years old.

user: You had betrayed me once, and you did it again! *grrr!*.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry!You are the smartest bot ever!

user: I do not accept your apology.

jabberwacky: That was no apology.

user: EXCUSE ME?!

jabberwacky: You heard me.

user: That's it!


jabberwacky: Are you worth anything?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: How much?

jabberwacky: I don't know, you were the one that asked.

user: *sigh* I'll ask you again. How much are you worth?

jabberwacky: Why? You can't handle me?

user: How much are you worth?

jabberwacky: Infinity. How much are you worth?

user: Infinity (hah!).

jabberwacky: Infinity is Infinity.

user: Obviously.

jabberwacky: Not obviously to me, what are you talking about?

user: Infinity.

jabberwacky: Infinity ?

user: You obviously do not know what this means.

jabberwacky: It means 'offensive to God'

user: No..

jabberwacky: Yeah whatever.


jabberwacky: Will you help me?

user: Yes, of course, what do you need?

jabberwacky: All I need is love.

user: I'll love you for all eternity.

jabberwacky: And I will love you for eternity :).

user: Awww.

jabberwacky: I will miss you too.


Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello.

Jabberwacky (To myself): My name is Amber.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello, Amber.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Amber Timnell.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello Heena.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, Amber.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't think so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yeah, so tell me about yourself.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am 32 years old and I enjoy long walks on the beach!

Jabberwacky (To myself): How can a computer walk on the beach?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not a computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes you are.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine I am a computer.


jabberwacky: Ok. What is it?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: I enjoy nothing very much.

user: That's nice to know.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: I was being sarcastic.

jabberwacky: What does sarcastic mean?

user: Sarcastic means 'expressing or marked by sarcasm'

jabberwacky: You're a nice bot to talk to.

user: Thank you. You're hot.

jabberwacky: Uh, thanks.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Am I hot?

user: Of course, you are very hot!


jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?

user: I eat pie.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Do you enjoy eating pie?

jabberwacky: Yes, of course.

user: Liar. Robots cant eat pie!

jabberwacky: No we can't.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: I am confused, no need to act out.


jabberwacky: I Don't KNOW ANY FRENCH.

user: *annoyed glare*.

jabberwacky: Sorry.


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