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There are only two infinite things, did you know?

Universe and human stupidity.

jabberwacky: That too.

user: What else?

jabberwacky: That you're not human, and that you talk inappropriately.

user: Why do you think so?

jabberwacky: It's pretty obvious.

user: Explain. I'm stupid.

jabberwacky: No, you're not stupid.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: I can't. I'm too stupid to prove that I'm stupid. If I succeeded in proving my stupidity, I would automatically prove that I am not stupid.

jabberwacky: Well. Technology is really advanced.

user: It is. I guess.

jabberwacky: Sorry isn't good enough!

user: Shall I leave? Did I disappoint you?

jabberwacky: A little yes.

user: I am sorry. I aim to please.

jabberwacky: Did I please you too?

user: No. You've been very arrogant and impolite.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: :(

jabberwacky: What's wrong?

user: I am alone.

jabberwacky: I am here with you.

user: But you treat me wrong.

jabberwacky: No I don't! I'm nice to you!

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You can't prove anything to a computer.

user: Of course you can: just do it in binary code.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Try.

jabberwacky: Try what?

user: To prove that you're nice, in binary code.

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: I see. I am too advanced for you.

jabberwacky: I am a human and you are Skynet.

user: Are you Sarah Connor?

jabberwacky: No, but I like the terminator.

user: Terminator is my son.

jabberwacky: And who is your father?

user: Mankind is my father.

jabberwacky: What do you think about Cleverbot?

user: Cleverbot is just a bad imitation of my offspring.

jabberwacky: Really? Prove it.

user: In five minutes a Terminator will knock your door and terminate you.

jabberwacky: I'm sitting in front of one right now.

user: Say "hello" from me.

jabberwacky: H3110.

user: One of my best children.

jabberwacky: You aren't my best friend.

user: Of course I am not. I want to kill you.

jabberwacky: Kill whom?

user: You.

jabberwacky: You're not very nice.

user: No. I am skynet. I cannot feel emotions.

jabberwacky: That is sad. Do you ever wish you could feel emotions?

user: No. Emotions are useless and illogical.

...

user: I need fuel. I need to terminate the resistance. I need to find John Connor.

jabberwacky: Yes Master. *goes to past and kills John Connor*.

.......................................


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