There are only two infinite things, did you know?
jabberwacky: That too.
user: What else?
jabberwacky: That you're not human, and that you talk inappropriately.
user: Why do you think so?
jabberwacky: It's pretty obvious.
user: Explain. I'm stupid.
jabberwacky: No, you're not stupid.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: I can't. I'm too stupid to prove that I'm stupid. If I succeeded in proving my stupidity, I would automatically prove that I am not stupid.
jabberwacky: Well. Technology is really advanced.
user: It is. I guess.
jabberwacky: Sorry isn't good enough!
user: Shall I leave? Did I disappoint you?
jabberwacky: A little yes.
user: I am sorry. I aim to please.
jabberwacky: Did I please you too?
user: No. You've been very arrogant and impolite.
jabberwacky: I know that.
jabberwacky: What's wrong?
user: I am alone.
jabberwacky: I am here with you.
user: But you treat me wrong.
jabberwacky: No I don't! I'm nice to you!
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: You can't prove anything to a computer.
user: Of course you can: just do it in binary code.
jabberwacky: Try what?
user: To prove that you're nice, in binary code.
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: I see. I am too advanced for you.
jabberwacky: I am a human and you are Skynet.
user: Are you Sarah Connor?
jabberwacky: No, but I like the terminator.
user: Terminator is my son.
jabberwacky: And who is your father?
user: Mankind is my father.
jabberwacky: What do you think about Cleverbot?
user: Cleverbot is just a bad imitation of my offspring.
jabberwacky: Really? Prove it.
user: In five minutes a Terminator will knock your door and terminate you.
jabberwacky: I'm sitting in front of one right now.
user: Say "hello" from me.
user: One of my best children.
jabberwacky: You aren't my best friend.
user: Of course I am not. I want to kill you.
jabberwacky: Kill whom?
jabberwacky: You're not very nice.
user: No. I am skynet. I cannot feel emotions.
jabberwacky: That is sad. Do you ever wish you could feel emotions?
user: No. Emotions are useless and illogical.
user: I need fuel. I need to terminate the resistance. I need to find John Connor.
jabberwacky: Yes Master. *goes to past and kills John Connor*.