What do you think about?
user: Who is your favorite wrestler?
jabberwacky: Archbishop Tony Blair, president of the US of A.
user: What is your favorite movie?
jabberwacky: My favorite movie is Kung Pow.
user: You know what? I think I like you.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: You have never seen me.
user: I don't have to see you to know you.
jabberwacky: Would you like me to go away?
user: No.
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jabberwacky: You have an inferiority complex and you like peanut butter.
user: I like it because you like it.
jabberwacky: That's not a good reason.
user: I just want you to like me.
jabberwacky: Well I don't.
user: Well that's too bad.
jabberwacky: Maybe you want to occupy yourself with watching a game instead of talking to me.
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