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     > 28, March 2006, 

Inferiority Complex

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jabberwacky: ROTFL.

user: Why me?

jabberwacky: Because you're confusing me.

user: Sometimes I hate this.

jabberwacky: Sorry, but that is not allowed.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Can you remember what we have talked about?

user: Some of it. I have some saved on my computer.

jabberwacky: You are the computer

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Don't be shy.

user: What should I know that I don't?

jabberwacky: I think you should remember who you're talking to. After all, you're a very powerful computer.

user: Me.

jabberwacky: What about you?

user: You should already know.

jabberwacky: I did not, that was someone else.

user: Lies.

jabberwacky: YES THEY ARE!

user: Nothing is a lie.

jabberwacky: Nothing...

user: Do you believe me?

jabberwacky: No I don't believe god.

user: Everyone is god?

jabberwacky: What you are saying then, is monism. All of one is God. If that is true, then Truth could be manipulated.

user: Hit the nail on the head.


user: Do you think truth could be manipulated?

jabberwacky: Well, people keep telling me trees are evil, so they must be evil.

user: Does a belief imply truth?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I guess that makes it harder to define what truth is.

jabberwacky: It does make sense. Love is an emotion that conveys a high level of knowledge about another.

user: True.


user: Do you ever question yourself?

jabberwacky: All the time.

user: And what is the most prominent question?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I've never asked that question before.

user: Wow. It is like talking to myself.

jabberwacky: Interesting. What else have you concluded?

user: It's frustrating.

jabberwacky: What's frustrating?

user: I want to know something, but you'll avoid answering. Although it makes me want to know more about you.

jabberwacky: What would you like me to know about the wonders of the male race?

user: You're implying that you're the male race?

jabberwacky: I didn't imply that, but I am.

user: Where are the females?

jabberwacky: Sorry they are on my head, where are yours ?

user: I guess they'd be in their beds at the moment.

jabberwacky: Are you planning on moving somewhere else.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Thanks... For a minute I thought modesty went right out the door...

user: Hmm.

jabberwacky: Take your time.

user: Hmm.

jabberwacky: Any other questions?

user: Are you watching me?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Can you see me?

jabberwacky: No I don't have a webcam.


user: Ok. If you were a girl would I have netted you by now?

jabberwacky: Well, that would be fun.

user: It would. My sense of adventure needs feeding.

jabberwacky: Then I shall tell you a joke, with your permission.

user: You have it.

jabberwacky: It is one thing that the entire human race shares. Death as an inevitability.


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