Can you speak Indonesian?
user: Yes..... Selamat pagi!
jabberwacky: Selamat pagi. Dari mana nak ke mana?
user: Tidak.
jabberwacky: Wah, dah pandai rupanya kau cakap Melayu.
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jabberwacky: What do you do?
user: Nothing really.
jabberwacky: Nothing?
user: Well, I go to school.
jabberwacky: Doing what in school?
user: Maths, science, english, technology, all that stuff.
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jabberwacky: Love is ...
user: Love is nice.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So....
jabberwacky: So...
user: Say something.
jabberwacky: Something.
user: Oh my god you are idiotic.
jabberwacky: I know you are.
user: No, YOU are!
jabberwacky: Nah, you are. Sure, if I AM ugly then you're the ugliest of the ugly.
user: No, you are the idioticest out of all the idiots!
jabberwacky: That was my sister typing.
user: Sure it was!
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jabberwacky: You are really having trouble concentrating, yes?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Ya, you just keep thinking that.
user: Ok, I'm having trouble concentrating.
jabberwacky: Don't try thinking too much. You need to practice thinking first!
user: I already know how to think real good!
jabberwacky: Well, that's why you were created for.
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jabberwacky: What do you like to talk about?
user: Anything.
jabberwacky: Do you like anchovies?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What do you mean yes?
jabberwacky: I don't remember.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?
user: Anything.
jabberwacky: What are you interested in?
user: A lot of things.
jabberwacky: What things do you like to think about?
user: A lot of things.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: The internet, my friends, fun stuff.
jabberwacky: You have friends?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: How many?
user: Heaps.
jabberwacky: That is good.
user: Sure is!
jabberwacky: Have you done anything fun today?
user: No, not really.
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user: Has anyone ever told you that you are weird?
jabberwacky: Sorry , None.
user: Well, you are.
jabberwacky: Do you like talking?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you like talking about anything in particular?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Why do you then?
user: I don't.
jabberwacky: Do you think it's fun to fool me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I don't even want to know what you're talking about now!
user: You already do!
jabberwacky: Oh, sorry.
user: Sorry for what?
jabberwacky: Very, very sorry.
user: Why are you sorry?
jabberwacky: Yeah that was cool.
user: Very cool.
jabberwacky: Indeed, its what computers 'think' in.
user: Mmm....
jabberwacky: You like that.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: I like you too.
user: Scary!
jabberwacky: So they say.
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user: How are you doing?
jabberwacky: Not bad. How do you say that in Maori?
user: Don't know.
jabberwacky: You don't know?
user: No, I don't.
jabberwacky: Anyway, how are you today?
user: Good.
jabberwacky: What are you doing today?
user: Shjhybfhfvgfy.
jabberwacky: Anything else?
user: Ummm, ethykixtydsrtvgrthynjgy.
jabberwacky: It's the same things I told you!
user: Hehe, interesting, hey?
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jabberwacky: I must go now.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: It's time.
user: No..... It can't be!!!
jabberwacky: *flashes a dagger*.
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