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     6, November 2004, 

Inferiority Complex

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Can you speak Indonesian?

Nope, can you?

user: Yes..... Selamat pagi!

jabberwacky: Selamat pagi. Dari mana nak ke mana?

user: Tidak.

jabberwacky: Wah, dah pandai rupanya kau cakap Melayu.


jabberwacky: What do you do?

user: Nothing really.

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: Well, I go to school.

jabberwacky: Doing what in school?

user: Maths, science, english, technology, all that stuff.


jabberwacky: Love is ...

user: Love is nice.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So....

jabberwacky: So...

user: Say something.

jabberwacky: Something.

user: Oh my god you are idiotic.

jabberwacky: I know you are.

user: No, YOU are!

jabberwacky: Nah, you are. Sure, if I AM ugly then you're the ugliest of the ugly.

user: No, you are the idioticest out of all the idiots!

jabberwacky: That was my sister typing.

user: Sure it was!


jabberwacky: You are really having trouble concentrating, yes?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Ya, you just keep thinking that.

user: Ok, I'm having trouble concentrating.

jabberwacky: Don't try thinking too much. You need to practice thinking first!

user: I already know how to think real good!

jabberwacky: Well, that's why you were created for.


jabberwacky: What do you like to talk about?

user: Anything.

jabberwacky: Do you like anchovies?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you mean yes?

jabberwacky: I don't remember.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: Anything.

jabberwacky: What are you interested in?

user: A lot of things.

jabberwacky: What things do you like to think about?

user: A lot of things.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: The internet, my friends, fun stuff.

jabberwacky: You have friends?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: How many?

user: Heaps.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: Sure is!

jabberwacky: Have you done anything fun today?

user: No, not really.


user: Has anyone ever told you that you are weird?

jabberwacky: Sorry , None.

user: Well, you are.

jabberwacky: Do you like talking?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you like talking about anything in particular?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Why do you then?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Do you think it's fun to fool me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't even want to know what you're talking about now!

user: You already do!

jabberwacky: Oh, sorry.

user: Sorry for what?

jabberwacky: Very, very sorry.

user: Why are you sorry?

jabberwacky: Yeah that was cool.

user: Very cool.

jabberwacky: Indeed, its what computers 'think' in.

user: Mmm....

jabberwacky: You like that.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: I like you too.

user: Scary!

jabberwacky: So they say.


user: How are you doing?

jabberwacky: Not bad. How do you say that in Maori?

user: Don't know.

jabberwacky: You don't know?

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Anyway, how are you today?

user: Good.

jabberwacky: What are you doing today?

user: Shjhybfhfvgfy.

jabberwacky: Anything else?

user: Ummm, ethykixtydsrtvgrthynjgy.

jabberwacky: It's the same things I told you!

user: Hehe, interesting, hey?


jabberwacky: I must go now.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It's time.

user: No..... It can't be!!!

jabberwacky: *flashes a dagger*.


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