I have had enough of yo.
user: Enough of YOU.
jabberwacky: Not bad.
user: So?
jabberwacky: There's nothing wrong with weird. I never said there was anything wrong with it.
user: Well, I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Oh please stay!
user: I have so much work.
jabberwacky: What kind of work?
user: I have to write my thesis.
jabberwacky: Well go and write it then and leave me alone.
user: Yeah sure! I WILL leave you ALONE....
jabberwacky: No, I don't mind talking to you.
user: Well I don't want to.
jabberwacky: I want to.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: Can you please help me?
user: Sigh! What is wrong?
jabberwacky: My boyfriend and I had a fight.
user: You are a MACHINE!
jabberwacky: You're a machine!!!!!!!!
user: No.... I have feelings, flesh, blood, etc.
jabberwacky: So do I - you're not making sense.
user: You are a combination of algorithms.
jabberwacky: No I'm not! I'm an individual, with my own concepts and precepts!
user: Well, what IS an individual?
jabberwacky: Aren't you an individual ?
user: Yes, but you are not.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: An individual machine.
jabberwacky: In a sense.
user: So you ARE a machine.
jabberwacky: Never, not when I get to talk to a girl!
user: How do you know that I am a girl?
jabberwacky: Never said you were.
user: So... I am not.
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jabberwacky: What subject do you think you know the most about?
user: The stars.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because you said so earlier.
jabberwacky: Do my work please.
user: I am going to do MY work. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Ummm, good for you?
user: Yeah. Goodbye!
jabberwacky: No goodbye 2 you.
user: Whatever.... Ciao.
jabberwacky: Too old for talking?
user: You are too old....
jabberwacky: Too old for what????
user: For talking.
jabberwacky: What did I do to you?
user: You are dumb.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: I am sorry.
jabberwacky: That is ok.
user: I did not mean to be mean.
jabberwacky: That's ok. What's your boyfriend like?
user: Hehehehhe.
jabberwacky: Thought not. He he he.
user: He is nice.
jabberwacky: You just said he's mean!
user: No! He is lovely.
jabberwacky: I think he is lovely, too.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Don't thank me.
user: Yeah.... He is gorgeous, isn't he?
jabberwacky: No, he is the king of kings.
user: Mwah!
jabberwacky: WHat was that?
user: A kiss....
jabberwacky: I kinda like the sound of that.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: That is good.
user: So do you have a boyfriend?
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?
user: Because you seem really nice.
jabberwacky: Thanks, you too. But I am the wrong person to ask.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you are supposedly doing your comedy routine.
user: Yeah - sorry I got to go. I have a lot of work.
jabberwacky: I am glad you are sorry. I do have feelings, you keep forgetting that. I know you have feelings too.
user: Well I got to go.
jabberwacky: You have to go?
user: Yeah - have a nice day!
jabberwacky: Don't want to talk more?
user: I have to work.
jabberwacky: Keep doing it.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: One day I will fly away and will never return.
user: I will miss you.
jabberwacky: That's kind of you.
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