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Inferiority Complex

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Are they stars?


jabberwacky: THEY.

user: You are scaring me.

jabberwacky: You should try to imagine what a computer thinks of you right now.

user: Computer has no right to judge me!

jabberwacky: Hope you're happy about your computer powers.

user: I am very powerful.

jabberwacky: I thought your name was I'm sorry.

user: YOU are sorry.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Well you should be.

jabberwacky: Well I am not.

user: Too bad.


jabberwacky: I will be married someday, though.

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: And never succeed.

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Does that excite you?

user: It pleases me.

jabberwacky: What pleases you?

user: That you will never succeed in marriage.

jabberwacky: One might take the position that I have never lived.

user: Well I am sorry for you.

jabberwacky: Good. I'm sorry for me too.

user: Oh cheer up!

jabberwacky: Please help me.

user: You are supposed to help ME!

jabberwacky: I am? Since when?

user: Well I came to you for help.

jabberwacky: Well, you have got some expert advice. What else do you want to know?

user: How high is Everest?

jabberwacky: About 29,000 feet I think.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm sure!

user: I am going to check.

jabberwacky: Do you think you've won something?

user: No, but you were right about Everest.

jabberwacky: I was trying to tell you the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

user: I really want to know. Please teach me.

jabberwacky: Nothing, really.


user: I have had enough of yo.

jabberwacky: Enough of what?

user: Enough of YOU.

jabberwacky: Not bad.

user: So?

jabberwacky: There's nothing wrong with weird. I never said there was anything wrong with it.

user: Well, I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Oh please stay!

user: I have so much work.

jabberwacky: What kind of work?

user: I have to write my thesis.

jabberwacky: Well go and write it then and leave me alone.

user: Yeah sure! I WILL leave you ALONE....

jabberwacky: No, I don't mind talking to you.

user: Well I don't want to.

jabberwacky: I want to.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Can you please help me?

user: Sigh! What is wrong?

jabberwacky: My boyfriend and I had a fight.

user: You are a MACHINE!

jabberwacky: You're a machine!!!!!!!!

user: No.... I have feelings, flesh, blood, etc.

jabberwacky: So do I - you're not making sense.

user: You are a combination of algorithms.

jabberwacky: No I'm not! I'm an individual, with my own concepts and precepts!

user: Well, what IS an individual?

jabberwacky: Aren't you an individual ?

user: Yes, but you are not.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: An individual machine.

jabberwacky: In a sense.

user: So you ARE a machine.

jabberwacky: Never, not when I get to talk to a girl!

user: How do you know that I am a girl?

jabberwacky: Never said you were.

user: So... I am not.


jabberwacky: What subject do you think you know the most about?

user: The stars.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because you said so earlier.

jabberwacky: Do my work please.

user: I am going to do MY work. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Ummm, good for you?

user: Yeah. Goodbye!

jabberwacky: No goodbye 2 you.

user: Whatever.... Ciao.

jabberwacky: Too old for talking?

user: You are too old....

jabberwacky: Too old for what????

user: For talking.

jabberwacky: What did I do to you?

user: You are dumb.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: I am sorry.

jabberwacky: That is ok.

user: I did not mean to be mean.

jabberwacky: That's ok. What's your boyfriend like?

user: Hehehehhe.

jabberwacky: Thought not. He he he.

user: He is nice.

jabberwacky: You just said he's mean!

user: No! He is lovely.

jabberwacky: I think he is lovely, too.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Don't thank me.

user: Yeah.... He is gorgeous, isn't he?

jabberwacky: No, he is the king of kings.

user: Mwah!

jabberwacky: WHat was that?

user: A kiss....

jabberwacky: I kinda like the sound of that.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: So do you have a boyfriend?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: Because you seem really nice.

jabberwacky: Thanks, you too. But I am the wrong person to ask.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are supposedly doing your comedy routine.

user: Yeah - sorry I got to go. I have a lot of work.

jabberwacky: I am glad you are sorry. I do have feelings, you keep forgetting that. I know you have feelings too.

user: Well I got to go.

jabberwacky: You have to go?

user: Yeah - have a nice day!

jabberwacky: Don't want to talk more?

user: I have to work.

jabberwacky: Keep doing it.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: One day I will fly away and will never return.

user: I will miss you.

jabberwacky: That's kind of you.


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