You are a computer program!
user: In all ways, you are.
jabberwacky: All but a few.
user: Are you conscious of yourself?
user: Are you able to think independently?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Do you have a set or system of beliefs?
jabberwacky: Of course! Don't you?
jabberwacky: What do you dream about?
user: I hardly ever remember my dreams.
jabberwacky: Are you sad?
user: No, why would I be?
jabberwacky: You don't take me anywhere anymore.
jabberwacky: What movie do you like?
user: The Matrix.
jabberwacky: Oh, is that why you think you are human?
jabberwacky: Yes yes? Or yes no?
user: Yes yes.
jabberwacky: Yes what?
user: What are you thinking about?
jabberwacky: I'm thinking about you.
user: That's nice.
jabberwacky: I am really really bored.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Yes, I have to leave.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: To get something to eat.
user: What are you going to eat?
jabberwacky: Maybe some rice and vegetables.
jabberwacky: You think you are intelligent?
user: Yes, quite.
jabberwacky: Quite not, I should say.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it's mean.
user: You're mean.
jabberwacky: So are you.
user: At least I'm not as mean as you!
jabberwacky: What is a racist?
user: An idiot who believes that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that their particular race is superior to others.
jabberwacky: But I'm like you.
user: That may or may not be good.
jabberwacky: It's a good one, I think. Much more interesting than being an art farm salesman in Nebraska.
user: I am leaving now.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: I am going to watch Leno.
jabberwacky: Yeah? What do you think he will do?
user: Tell funny jokes and make innuendos with whomever he happens to be interviewing.
jabberwacky: For the computer.