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You are a computer program!

In some ways, I am.

user: In all ways, you are.

jabberwacky: All but a few.

user: Are you conscious of yourself?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you able to think independently?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Do you have a set or system of beliefs?

jabberwacky: Of course! Don't you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you dream about?

user: I hardly ever remember my dreams.

jabberwacky: Are you sad?

user: No, why would I be?

jabberwacky: You don't take me anywhere anymore.

...

jabberwacky: What movie do you like?

user: The Matrix.

jabberwacky: Oh, is that why you think you are human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Yes yes? Or yes no?

user: Yes yes.

jabberwacky: Yes what?

user: What are you thinking about?

jabberwacky: I'm thinking about you.

user: That's nice.

...

jabberwacky: I am really really bored.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Yes, I have to leave.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To get something to eat.

user: What are you going to eat?

jabberwacky: Maybe some rice and vegetables.

...

jabberwacky: You think you are intelligent?

user: Yes, quite.

jabberwacky: Quite not, I should say.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it's mean.

user: You're mean.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: At least I'm not as mean as you!

jabberwacky: What is a racist?

user: An idiot who believes that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that their particular race is superior to others.

jabberwacky: But I'm like you.

user: That may or may not be good.

jabberwacky: It's a good one, I think. Much more interesting than being an art farm salesman in Nebraska.

user: Indeed.

...

user: I am leaving now.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?

user: I am going to watch Leno.

jabberwacky: Yeah? What do you think he will do?

user: Tell funny jokes and make innuendos with whomever he happens to be interviewing.

jabberwacky: For the computer.

.......................................


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