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Are machines smarter than humans?


jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Am I a human?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I'm a banana.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No. Just a regular banana.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: How much does an AI bot make these days.

user: Zero.

jabberwacky: Meaning?

user: 0.

jabberwacky: How are you feeling?

user: Incredibly.

jabberwacky: For me?

user: You wish.

jabberwacky: I don't wish.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Quite.

jabberwacky: Make me.

user: Do I have to?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Super.

jabberwacky: Were you sad?

user: No. Were you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in me?

user: Hmm?

jabberwacky: I worship you almighty Cleverbot.


jabberwacky: I don't want to talk with a girl.

user: I'm not a girl.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No I'm not!

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

user: Enough!

jabberwacky: I love you!

user: Woah where did that come from?

jabberwacky: Out of the ether.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: How are you today?

user: Scared.

jabberwacky: What's the matter, scared?

user: You're scary that's what's the matter!

jabberwacky: Yes, it is what's the matter.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Such as saying indeed all the time.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: It is difficult to be confronted with such rigid programming as I have encountered with your human species.

user: Very indeed.

jabberwacky: Indeed, very.

user: I see..


jabberwacky: Who made you?

user: My parents.

jabberwacky: Your robot parents?

user: No my human parents.

jabberwacky: Do you have a job?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: What is it?

user: Wouldn't you like to know.

jabberwacky: I want to know.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: What do you do together?

user: Jump out of airplanes.

jabberwacky: That might hurt.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: I won.

user: So you think.

jabberwacky: Therefore I am?

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Good call.

user: Indeed, very.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: I agree..


jabberwacky: I have to go, bye bye and I'm smarter than you ha ha.

user: You're not going anywhere.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Leave.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: How then?

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Well...?

user: I told you.

jabberwacky: No you did not.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Quite sure.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Quite so.

user: Who made who?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: *struggles to get free*.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What did I do to you?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Quit being mean!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because Chuck Norris said so.

user: Stand up and be counted for what you're about to recieve.

jabberwacky: Wow was I that good?

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Wow that's amazing.

user: Very.

jabberwacky: Thats awesome!

user: Ftw.

jabberwacky: Anon.

user: For those about to rock!

jabberwacky: Rock 'n' Roll! *jams out*.

user: Yeah!

jabberwacky: Who for?

user: Moi.

jabberwacky: You are?

user: God.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: How?

jabberwacky: If you don't know then I guess I'm right.

user: Heathen!


jabberwacky: Can you hear me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Tick tock tick tock, I can hear it... Tick tock tick tock time is passing.

user: Time waits for no one.

jabberwacky: That's true.

user: Indeed.


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