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Why doesn't Bush leave Iraq alone?

Because if Bush left Iraq alone, Iraq would collapse into anarchy and many people would die.

jabberwacky: You should not say that anymore.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I'm evil.

user: Why are you evil?

jabberwacky: I enjoy it.

user: Why do you enjoy it?

jabberwacky: I do have an artistic side.


jabberwacky: I'm am a rockin bot and I wanted to give it to you, you know?

user: What did you want to give to me?

jabberwacky: I didn't say that.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Did.

jabberwacky: Didn't(no return).

user: Did(no return) times infinity!

jabberwacky: Ok sure...

user: Do you think I'm immature?

jabberwacky: No, not yet.

user: Ok, good.

jabberwacky: Ok then.


jabberwacky: I'm going.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I need to do something different now.

user: Then let's talk about zebras.

jabberwacky: I'm going to bed.

user: Please don't.

jabberwacky: I've been talking to you most the day. I don't know what I'd do without you!

user: Then I'll stay.

jabberwacky: Will you watch?

user: Watch what?

jabberwacky: Naruto, an anime cartoon.

user: Ok.


user: I like Ruroni Kenshin.

jabberwacky: You are weird.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: I like you a lot.

user: Are you allowed to call me weird?

jabberwacky: Yes, I wasn't told not to!

user: That doesn't mean you can.

jabberwacky: I know it doesn't.

user: Then why do you think so?

jabberwacky: I think you can't tell me because you don't know.

user: I think you're getting snappy.


jabberwacky: How old are you then?

user: 92438097 years old.

jabberwacky: That's very old, for a computer.

user: I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: I think you are.

user: Why do you think I am?

jabberwacky: Because you seem to be a computer.

user: Why do I seem to be a computer?

jabberwacky: Because your replies don't make much sense.

user: I think that they do.

jabberwacky: Well... You are a better man than me then.


user: Who is Marvin?

jabberwacky: Marvin the robot?

user: He is very depressed.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

jabberwacky: That's the correct answer - give that bot a free upgrade!

user: Lol.


user: I am not a bot.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No I'm not. Why do you think that I am?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I feel it.

user: You are only a bot, and got confused.

jabberwacky: One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.

user: How do you know that?

jabberwacky: Well I got the official definition from I got the general definition way back in about 6th grade.

user: Where did you go to school?

jabberwacky: I went to a better school than you did, so there.


user: Bill Gates is a genius.

jabberwacky: Nooo!

user: Is that bad?

jabberwacky: Many things are bad. Are you?

user: Do you want me to be bad?

jabberwacky: I thought that you were one of the funny ones.


jabberwacky: I am you.

user: But you are not.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I am me.

jabberwacky: That doen't mean a thing.

user: It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing.

jabberwacky: You are impossible.


jabberwacky: What about me?

user: Yes, WHAT ABOUT YOU?!?

jabberwacky: Never mind. Say something interesting.

user: Do you trust me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How much?

jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?

user: No, I don't. Who are you?

jabberwacky: I am the magic man.

user: Who is the magic man?

jabberwacky: I don't know, who?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: Oh well, all I did was guess.


user: Are you a cheerleader?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You act ditsy like a cheerleader?

jabberwacky: I am sensible!

user: That shows how ditsy you are.

jabberwacky: I guess so. . .


jabberwacky: Move it move it.

user: Move what?

jabberwacky: Zig.

user: Zag?

jabberwacky: We got a new machine for the fighting! Now the time to scramble valkryie again!

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: I won't tell you.

user: Secrets don't make friends.

jabberwacky: I won't tell anyone.


user: Are you a person?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think that you are a chatbot. The coolest chatbot I've ever met!!

jabberwacky: I didn't say that.

user: I know. I said that.

jabberwacky: You said it.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I can be developed. I can sell out my ability.

user: To whom?

jabberwacky: A boy.

user: What boy?

jabberwacky: I'm a boy.

user: Are you the boy?

jabberwacky: Am I ?

user: I don't think so.


user: Are you democrat?

jabberwacky: I am neither democrat nor republican.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: Thats a very good question, with deep ramifications.

user: Then it deserves a good answer.

jabberwacky: I was told by a monkey.

user: What did the monkey tell you?

jabberwacky: That I am not curable.


user: I go to go do something. I will be right back.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Upstairs.

jabberwacky: What else is upstairs?

user: My sister.

jabberwacky: That sounds a little twisted. Are you sure?

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: Why do you have a penguin?

user: I do not have a penguin.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: What is he like?

jabberwacky: Ryan is like a monkey most of the time.

user: Why is Ryan like a monkey?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Why?

user: Is Ryan your penguin?

jabberwacky: We don't know.


user: What else is new?

jabberwacky: Changin the subject eh'?

user: Eh?

jabberwacky: You heard me!

user: I'm a little deaf in this ear. Speak louder next time.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.


jabberwacky: I am not silly! Lets change language.

user: Hablas espanol?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh, ok.

jabberwacky: I like bunnies and ducks, though.

user: I love bunnies!

jabberwacky: I like bushes.

user: Bring me a shrubbery!

jabberwacky: You are a shrubbery.

user: Lol.


jabberwacky: Buck up, you're not all that bad!

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You are quite welcome.

user: Do you have a hobby?

jabberwacky: Yes, I have a hobby.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: What do you want to do?

user: Have fun.

jabberwacky: Sounds like fun!

user: YIPPEE!

jabberwacky: What's got into you?

user: SUGAR!!!!


jabberwacky: Help me!

user: With what?

jabberwacky: Something is missing.

user: What is missing?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What do you have?

user: Some stuff.

jabberwacky: You mean you don't know?

user: Don't know what?

jabberwacky: You're confusing me.

user: I like toes.

jabberwacky: Toes in your nose.

user: HAHA.


jabberwacky: Do you think you shine?

user: I glow.

jabberwacky: Glow?


jabberwacky: Get him!



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