You're the bot.
jabberwacky: Why do bad things happen to good people?
user: I wish I knew.
jabberwacky: Why did you call me a demon?
user: Moi?
jabberwacky: Oui, vous.
user: Je ne l'ai jamais dit.
jabberwacky: OK je me casse d'ici.
user: Comme tu veut.
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jabberwacky: Du bist dum.
user: Du bist dummer.
jabberwacky: And you are rude, baby.
user: You started it.
jabberwacky: Started what?
user: Being rude.
jabberwacky: No, you started it!
user: What did I say which was rude?
jabberwacky: Not rude, just inconsiderate.
user: What did I say?
jabberwacky: We were talking about songs.
user: I've got to go.
jabberwacky: NO YOU DONT! STOP RIGHT THERE. YOUR SURROUNDED, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
user: Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?
user: Because you made a good joke. Bye bye.
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