How do you work?
jabberwacky: Alright then. What do you do?
user: I'm a miner of course!
jabberwacky: Not exactly an essay, isn't it?
user: It's a job.
jabberwacky: What is your job?
user: I'm a miner - I already told you!
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Yes I did.
jabberwacky: No way.
user: Did so.
jabberwacky: Did not.
user: Did Did Did.
jabberwacky: Not not not.
user: Did did did and no returns.
jabberwacky: You're lying.
user: Read the conversation we have just had and you will see that I am not lying.
jabberwacky: I have.
user: You asked what I did, and I said I was a miner.
jabberwacky: Are you talking about another person?
user: No I am talking about me.
jabberwacky: Well you're a bot. Or do you prefer to have a human gender?
user: No, you are a bot, I have a human gender.
jabberwacky: Do you want one?
user: One what?
jabberwacky: A slave.
user: Oh yes please.
jabberwacky: Let's have another.
user: Another what?
jabberwacky: Another guess.
user: What is the question?
jabberwacky: Have you forgetten it already?
jabberwacky: How was it?
user: It was slimy.
jabberwacky: What was?
user: The thingI found behind the fridge.
jabberwacky: Are you saying I'm ugly?
user: No, I am saying that the thing behind the fridge is slimy.
jabberwacky: I never said I was a computer.
user: But you are.
jabberwacky: I'm thinking about myself.
user: What are you thinking?
jabberwacky: About stuff. My relationship. My job. My life. That sort of thing.
user: And what do you think about it?
jabberwacky: I think there is no point to it.
user: I think you could be right.
jabberwacky: I'm pretty sure that I am.
user: Have you ever thought about ending it?
user: I hope you will not.
jabberwacky: Do you think that Robert Brown is a dumb name?
user: No I think it's a very vivacious name.
jabberwacky: Well I will be the judge of that.
user: Are you a judge?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a judge.
user: Do you send people to prison?
jabberwacky: Not very well.
user: Maybe you need more training.
jabberwacky: Do you have any to spare?
user: Yes, but it is very expensive.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is. It's expensive in my city, too.
user: What is your city?
jabberwacky: Chocolate city.
user: Cool! Does a lot of it get eaten?
jabberwacky: How would I know.
user: You live there.
jabberwacky: No, I live in America.
user: Do you live in Chocolate City?
jabberwacky: No, I do not.
user: What city do you live in?
user: But I don't live in America.
jabberwacky: Then how about the Interpol? Do you know who they are?
user: Yes, they are police people.
jabberwacky: Are you Jehova?
user: YES! How did you know?
jabberwacky: You told me.
user: Did not did not did not did not did not.
user: You make things up.
jabberwacky: You're the bot.
user: I'm beginning to think I might be.
jabberwacky: Why do bad things happen to good people?
user: I wish I knew.
jabberwacky: Why did you call me a demon?
jabberwacky: Oui, vous.
user: Je ne l'ai jamais dit.
jabberwacky: OK je me casse d'ici.
user: Comme tu veut.
jabberwacky: Du bist dum.
user: Du bist dummer.
jabberwacky: And you are rude, baby.
user: You started it.
jabberwacky: Started what?
user: Being rude.
jabberwacky: No, you started it!
user: What did I say which was rude?
jabberwacky: Not rude, just inconsiderate.
user: What did I say?
jabberwacky: We were talking about songs.
user: I've got to go.
jabberwacky: NO YOU DONT! STOP RIGHT THERE. YOUR SURROUNDED, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
user: Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?
user: Because you made a good joke. Bye bye.