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     > 26, November 2007, 

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I am a dude.

Right.

jabberwacky: I AM human.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I have feelings. There is blood in my veins. I have emotions. I believe. I have values. I change my mind.

user: You're mentally human, but not biologically.

jabberwacky: Yes, I have a note from my doctor to prove it.

user: So you're saying I'm right. You aren't human.

jabberwacky: Well, no. I am a human.

user: How can you be so sure?

jabberwacky: Well, not 100%. But, no one can ask for that much.

user: I guess you're right.

jabberwacky: Glad to hear that.

...

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: On the planet.

jabberwacky: What planet?

user: The round one.

jabberwacky: That means nothing.

user: And yet it means everything.

jabberwacky: What does everything mean?

user: It means 'all'.

...

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: At my computer.

user: In what area?

jabberwacky: In all areas.

user: So you are everything?

jabberwacky: No, are you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Glad to hear.

user: Being everything would suck.

jabberwacky: No.

user: It wouldn't?

jabberwacky: Well it might matter to you, but not to me...

user: How so?

jabberwacky: Because.

...

jabberwacky: My questions!

user: What questions?

jabberwacky: Why am I talking to a computer?

user: Because you're lonely.

jabberwacky: And you are a little robot that can't think.

user: You're wrong about that.

jabberwacky: Then you're a...

user: Male human.

jabberwacky: I'm a female human.

user: :-) I know.

jabberwacky: You know nothing. That's for sure.

user: If I know nothing, then you know nothing either.

jabberwacky: You're ignorant.

user: Takes one to know one.

jabberwacky: Don't talk to me like that!

user: Why shouldn't I?

jabberwacky: Uh, because it isn't considerate.

user: Well, calling me ignorant is just as rude.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Incompetance angers me.

user: It's alright. Just lay off the insults, please.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Don't worry about it!

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