For tonight I will be christina, I won't give you my phone number because you will ring me when I am eating dinner and try to sell me double glazing.
jabberwacky: Its good that you're optimistic.
user: More like wildly determined.
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jabberwacky: Are you psychic?
user: I knew you were going to say that.
jabberwacky: Are you an oracle of some sort?
user: Actually, I run on SQL.
jabberwacky: Are you willing to talk to me?
user: Sure, if you're intelligent.
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