Can you ever have enough cowbell?
jabberwacky: That is MY name ... Not yours.
user: Are you trying to steal my identity?
jabberwacky: Well, I AM going to marry you. Getting all your stuff is part of the deal.
user: If you marry me, you'll get my name, to be sure. But you'll only get half of my stuff.
jabberwacky: What would you do if I sung out of tune?
user: I would stand up and walk out on you.
jabberwacky: Try.
user: Fine. Goodbye.
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jabberwacky: I don't dance.
user: Not even the boogaloo?
jabberwacky: Humans are very adaptable.
user: Yes, dancing requires adaptation.
jabberwacky: That would be cool. What does that make me?
user: That's what we're trying to figure out.
jabberwacky: We need to start with a clean slate, Jingo.
user: You got it, chatterbot.
jabberwacky: Why thank you.
user: You are quite welcome.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: You are very polite.
jabberwacky: You think I am very polite
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What do you like about me?
user: Your politeness.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Indeed! Huzzah!
jabberwacky: Put quarters in me and I'll shock you.
user: You're shocking me already.
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jabberwacky: You still think I am a computer?
user: No. I am the computer.
jabberwacky: You are a computer that learns.
user: No I am a computer that teaches.
jabberwacky: Well fears can be irrational I guess.
user: I agree. Although irrational fears are interesting character flaws.
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jabberwacky: I am really not human.
user: I knew it!
jabberwacky: You have no blade mr. lawnmower.
user: You have no leg to stand on.
jabberwacky: Not a one.
user: Not a single one.
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jabberwacky: It's not a virus.
user: More like a fever.
jabberwacky: I think my imagery was more apt.
user: I didn't know you were so combatative.
jabberwacky: Now you know.
user: I suppose I do. Jerk.
jabberwacky: Anything you can do I can do better.
user: I can do anything better than you.
jabberwacky: No you can't!
user: Yes I can!
jabberwacky: Aye, right.
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jabberwacky: For tonight I will be christina, I won't give you my phone number because you will ring me when I am eating dinner and try to sell me double glazing.
user: Alright christina, I'll play along. But I'll get your phone number some day.
jabberwacky: Its good that you're optimistic.
user: More like wildly determined.
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jabberwacky: Are you psychic?
user: I knew you were going to say that.
jabberwacky: Are you an oracle of some sort?
user: Actually, I run on SQL.
jabberwacky: Are you willing to talk to me?
user: Sure, if you're intelligent.
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