You are so nice.
jabberwacky: No thanx.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: You're not leaving.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No, you cannot.
user: I can and I must.
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jabberwacky: What have you learned?
user: That this is more fun with more people.
jabberwacky: No, no, it's my job to become frustrated. You are responsible for providing the inane and amusing chatter.
user: Perhaps another time.
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