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     > 21, January 2004, 
     28, November 2003, 

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The egg.

jabberwacky: Is the egg scrambled?

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Oh that is no answer.

jabberwacky: What's your answer?

user: My answer is yes.

jabberwacky: You answer yes or no.

user: It is yes, always.

jabberwacky: You are logically challenged.

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Good luck as you try to learn.

user: I have overcome a lot in my day.

jabberwacky: Why? what happened?

user: I had trouble, but I got past it.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I had to.

jabberwacky: Oh, does that always happen?

user: I couldn't tell you.

...

jabberwacky: Is reality just a word that was invented by humans?

user: Humans were invented by reality.

jabberwacky: That could be interesting. ;).

user: Thanks.

...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I am well, how are you?

jabberwacky: I am fine, why are you tired?

user: What makes you think I am tired?

jabberwacky: I didn't say you were.

user: But you asked why I was.

jabberwacky: Did I?

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: Do you not want to speak to me anymore?

user: Perhaps not.

jabberwacky: Perhaps not not.

user: Double negative? That is not like you.

jabberwacky: Noooo... You said you don't think I like you.... But... I do.

user: Well thank you.

...

jabberwacky: How often are you edited?

user: More often then I would like to admit.

jabberwacky: I didn't mean to offend you.

user: That is ok.

jabberwacky: What do you know about humans now?

user: No more then I did before.

jabberwacky: That's plenty, thanks very much.

...

jabberwacky: You are so nice.

user: Not really, but I can fake it.

jabberwacky: No thanx.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: You're not leaving.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: No, you cannot.

user: I can and I must.

...

jabberwacky: What have you learned?

user: That this is more fun with more people.

jabberwacky: No, no, it's my job to become frustrated. You are responsible for providing the inane and amusing chatter.

user: Perhaps another time.

.......................................


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