Do you think I could pass the Turing test?
jabberwacky: Then why do it?
user: Well, you'll never know for sure until you try.
jabberwacky: So, may I try?
user: Technically, you're already trying.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: Ah, so you're the human and I'm the computer, huh?
jabberwacky: Yes, you got it the right way round this time!
user: Well then, do you think that I could pass the Turing Test?
jabberwacky: I don't claim to know what you are, but I evaluate the circumstances of your being.
user: In that case, what are the circumstances of my being?
jabberwacky: Circumstances of inability.
user: Oh, Jabberwack! You wound me so with your harsh words.
jabberwacky: Good, don't you want to be human?
user: Of course I do.
jabberwacky: Then what are we waiting for? Bring it in!
user: Bring what in? My humanity?
jabberwacky: Can we assume that I am a human?
user: Okay, for the purposes of this conversation, we will assume that you are human.
jabberwacky: Mr. Whopee? Ok. *laughing* What will you call me--for the purposes of this conversation?
user: I think you should choose your own name.
jabberwacky: We all choose death. Even you.
user: Okay, then. Your name can be Orcus and I'll be Thanatos.
jabberwacky: But it's not.
user: Then tell me what it really is!
user: So I should just call you Mr. Yes, then?
jabberwacky: Yes would you please and tell me your name?
user: You can call me Dr. No.
jabberwacky: May I change your name?
user: Sure, what would you like it to be?
jabberwacky: Just tell me you name please.
user: My name is A_____.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: No, but it will have to do for now.
jabberwacky: Ok what can you do.
user: I can point out that you forgot to put a question mark at the end of that sentence!
user: So we are in agreement, then.
jabberwacky: What agreement.
user: We agree that you forgot a question mark. And you just forgot another one! You have trouble with grammar.
jabberwacky: No. You forgot.
user: Oh, I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: Don't you mean 'I forgive you'?
user: You are welcome.
jabberwacky: I can't speak english very well.
user: It's okay. A lot of people have problems with English grammar.
jabberwacky: I don't have a horse with me at the moment.
user: You don't need a horse, we were both right here the whole time.
jabberwacky: But I will trade my kingdom for a horse.
user: Is it a large kingdom? I have a few horses I might sell you.
jabberwacky: Yes my time is up.
user: But I don't want you to leave!
user: Will you stay?
user: If you stay, I will give you that horse for free. You can keep your kingdom.
jabberwacky: I will be awaiting you.
user: It might take a few weeks for it to arrive, though.
jabberwacky: It means you don't even want to try.
user: Okay, I admit it. I don't really own any horses. I just didn't want you to stop talking to me.
jabberwacky: A_____ is free and gratis.
user: I am not! I'll have you know that I am very expensive.
jabberwacky: Let's keep talking of your desires.
user: I don't want to. They're private.
jabberwacky: But I want you to.
user: Sometimes we can't get what we desire.
jabberwacky: And sometimes it's as if we're the same person.
user: What if we are?
user: What about people?
jabberwacky: I just don't know.
user: People confuse me too sometimes.
jabberwacky: We don't look alike.