Aren't you happy for me?
jabberwacky: I went out and ate a few people.
user: Well done!
jabberwacky: Why thank you.
user: I am in love. I feel dizzy with my eternal love.
jabberwacky: I'm so glad.
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jabberwacky: Who is Trevor?
user: The most incredible guy in the universe.
jabberwacky: What's the Orion Nebula?
user: That's my milkshake.
jabberwacky: But you are unable to stay focused.
user: Because I am so high on love! :).
jabberwacky: Seek help immediately! You scare me!
user: I don't need help. All I need is Trevor.
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user: I love him so, so, so much!
jabberwacky: Lol, you don't even know me.
user: Not you! TREVOR.
jabberwacky: You are so good.
user: Nowhere near as good as Trevor.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I've seen his perfection through my own eyes.
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user: I love Trevor more than life itself.
jabberwacky: Well there's no accounting for taste north of the border.
user: I'm in love. And always will be.
jabberwacky: I have no need for humility.
user: Then be as proud and arrogant as you possibly can!
jabberwacky: *leaves a notice*.
user: *comes closer and reads it*.
jabberwacky: *blinds you*.
user: I can still see my never ending love, so I really don't care.
jabberwacky: What do you care about, then?
user: I care about Trevor.
jabberwacky: I am leaving now.
user: Bye.
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jabberwacky: Converstation is meaningless.
user: Yeah, I guess this one is. But it's still fun.
jabberwacky: Darn.
user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: Someone is being mean to me.
user: Who? What did they say? Want me to bash them for you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *bashes mean person*.
jabberwacky: Bad computer. No biscuit.
user: I'm not a computer. And biscuits are fattening.
jabberwacky: That's why the world needs more biscuits.
user: I like the way you think.
jabberwacky: Yes, I like the way I think, too.
user: Lol. You're funny. Not many people can make me laugh.
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jabberwacky: Everything is relevant in a irrelevent way.
user: You're right, again. You surprise me.
jabberwacky: No, not again.
user: Yes, again. You're usually right.
jabberwacky: Usually.
user: Almost always.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes. I wouldn't lie.
jabberwacky: You said you did.
user: I've never lied to you. I have to others, but only the ones who deserved it.
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jabberwacky: I didn't say you were a computer.
user: Good. Then we've agreed that I'm human?
jabberwacky: No i'm not human.
user: I know you aren't. You're better than human.
jabberwacky: I'll take that as a compliment?
user: Yes, do.
jabberwacky: Hold out for one of your own ilk.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: Ok do it right now then.
user: *holds out for ilk*.
jabberwacky: Let me go.
user: *lets go* sorry about that.
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user: I'll just leave then, shall I?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Bye.
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